192 picks
| Rd | Pick | Franchise | Selection | Pos | NFL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | Amish Electricians | Ashton Jeanty | RB | LV |
| 1 | 2 | Omar's Coming | Omarion Hampton | RB | LAC |
| 1 | 3 |
Richard's Lionhearts
from British Bulldogs |
Joe Burrow | QB | CIN |
| 1 | 4 | MeggaMen | Drake London | WR | ATL |
| 1 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | Chase Brown | RB | CIN |
| 1 | 6 | Gallic Warriors | TreVeyon Henderson | RB | NE |
| 1 | 7 | Crusaders | Terry McLaurin | WR | WAS |
| 1 | 8 | Norsemen | Christian McCaffrey | RB | SF |
| 1 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | Joe Mixon | RB | HOU |
| 1 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | Kenneth Walker III | RB | SEA |
| 1 | 11 |
British Bulldogs
from Richard's Lionhearts |
Patrick Mahomes | QB | KC |
| 1 | 12 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | James Conner | RB | ARI |
| 2 | 1 | Amish Electricians | Kyler Murray | QB | ARI |
| 2 | 2 | Omar's Coming | Travis Hunter | WR | JAC |
| 2 | 3 | British Bulldogs | RJ Harvey | RB | DEN |
| 2 | 4 | MeggaMen | Tetairoa McMillan | WR | CAR |
| 2 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | Mike Evans | WR | TB |
| 2 | 6 | Gallic Warriors | Travis Etienne | RB | JAC |
| 2 | 7 | Crusaders | DK Metcalf | WR | PIT |
| 2 | 8 | Norsemen | Emeka Egbuka | WR | TB |
| 2 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | Cooper Kupp | WR | SEA |
| 2 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | DeVonta Smith | WR | PHI |
| 2 | 11 | Richard's Lionhearts | Calvin Ridley | WR | TEN |
| 2 | 12 |
MeggaMen
from Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing |
Tony Pollard | RB | TEN |
| 3 | 1 | Amish Electricians | Davante Adams | WR | LAR |
| 3 | 2 | Omar's Coming | George Kittle | TE | SF |
| 3 | 3 | British Bulldogs | Alvin Kamara | RB | NO |
| 3 | 4 | MeggaMen | T.J. Edwards | LB | CHI |
| 3 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | Jared Goff | QB | DET |
| 3 | 6 | Gallic Warriors | George Pickens | WR | DAL |
| 3 | 7 | Crusaders | Mark Andrews | TE | BAL |
| 3 | 8 | Norsemen | Tyler Warren | TE | IND |
| 3 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | Nick Cross | DB | IND |
| 3 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | Roquan Smith | LB | BAL |
| 3 | 11 |
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing
from Richard's Lionhearts |
Tucker Kraft | TE | GB |
| 3 | 12 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Xavier Worthy | WR | KC |
| 4 | 1 | Amish Electricians | D.J. Moore | WR | CHI |
| 4 | 2 | Omar's Coming | Jameson Williams | WR | DET |
| 4 | 3 | British Bulldogs | Rome Odunze | WR | CHI |
| 4 | 4 | MeggaMen | Will Anderson | DL | HOU |
| 4 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | Nick Bosa | DL | SF |
| 4 | 6 | Gallic Warriors | Kyle Williams | WR | NE |
| 4 | 7 | Crusaders | Aaron Jones | RB | MIN |
| 4 | 8 | Norsemen | Micah Parsons | DL | GB |
| 4 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | DeMarvion Overshown | LB | DAL |
| 4 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | Courtland Sutton | WR | DEN |
| 4 | 11 | Richard's Lionhearts | Zay Flowers | WR | BAL |
| 4 | 12 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Budda Baker | DB | ARI |
| 5 | 1 | Amish Electricians | Travis Kelce | TE | KC |
| 5 | 2 | Omar's Coming | Zach Charbonnet | RB | SEA |
| 5 | 3 | British Bulldogs | Jared Verse | DL | LAR |
| 5 | 4 | MeggaMen | Jessie Bates | DB | ATL |
| 5 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | Julian Love | DB | SEA |
| 5 | 6 | Gallic Warriors | Dak Prescott | QB | DAL |
| 5 | 7 | Crusaders | Robert Spillane | LB | NE |
| 5 | 8 | Norsemen | Edgerrin Cooper | LB | GB |
| 5 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | E.J. Speed | LB | HOU |
| 5 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | Foyesade Oluokun | LB | JAC |
| 5 | 11 | Richard's Lionhearts | Devaughn Vele | WR | NO |
| 5 | 12 |
MeggaMen
from Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing |
Jacory Croskey-Merritt | RB | WAS |
| 6 | 1 | Amish Electricians | Logan Wilson | LB | CIN |
| 6 | 2 | Omar's Coming | Ricky Pearsall | WR | SF |
| 6 | 3 | British Bulldogs | Alex Singleton | LB | DEN |
| 6 | 4 | MeggaMen | Jamien Sherwood | LB | NYJ |
| 6 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | Jakobi Meyers | WR | LV |
| 6 | 6 | Gallic Warriors | Nick Bolton | LB | KC |
| 6 | 7 | Crusaders | Danielle Hunter | DL | HOU |
| 6 | 8 | Norsemen | Jordan Love | QB | GB |
| 6 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | Jonnu Smith | TE | PIT |
| 6 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | Derwin James | DB | LAC |
| 6 | 11 | Richard's Lionhearts | Cam Skattebo | RB | NYG |
| 6 | 12 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Nik Bonitto | DL | DEN |
| 7 | 1 | Amish Electricians | Abdul Carter | DL | NYG |
| 7 | 2 | Omar's Coming | Rashee Rice | WR | KC |
| 7 | 3 | British Bulldogs | Caleb Williams | QB | CHI |
| 7 | 4 | MeggaMen | Jaquan Brisker | DB | CHI |
| 7 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | Lavonte David | LB | TB |
| 7 | 6 | Gallic Warriors | Tank Bigsby | RB | JAC |
| 7 | 7 | Crusaders | J.J. McCarthy | QB | MIN |
| 7 | 8 | Norsemen | Matthew Golden | WR | GB |
| 7 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | Sam Darnold | QB | SEA |
| 7 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | Antoine Winfield | DB | TB |
| 7 | 11 | Richard's Lionhearts | Tyrel Dodson | LB | MIA |
| 7 | 12 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Jerome Ford | RB | CLE |
| 8 | 1 | Amish Electricians | DeShon Elliott | DB | PIT |
| 8 | 2 | Omar's Coming | Kaleb Johnson | RB | PIT |
| 8 | 3 | British Bulldogs | Colston Loveland | TE | CHI |
| 8 | 4 | MeggaMen | Alex Highsmith | DL | PIT |
| 8 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | Evan Engram | TE | DEN |
| 8 | 6 | Gallic Warriors | Jack Campbell | LB | DET |
| 8 | 7 | Crusaders | Xavier McKinney | DB | GB |
| 8 | 8 | Norsemen | Brian Robinson | RB | SF |
| 8 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | Kerby Joseph | DB | DET |
| 8 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | Jonathan Greenard | DL | MIN |
| 8 | 11 | Richard's Lionhearts | Travon Walker | DL | JAC |
| 8 | 12 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Kaden Elliss | LB | ATL |
| 9 | 1 | Amish Electricians | Isiah Pacheco | RB | KC |
| 9 | 2 | Omar's Coming | Daiyan Henley | LB | LAC |
| 9 | 3 | British Bulldogs | Bobby Wagner | LB | WAS |
| 9 | 4 | MeggaMen | Bobby Okereke | LB | NYG |
| 9 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | Kevin Byard | DB | CHI |
| 9 | 6 | Gallic Warriors | Rachaad White | RB | TB |
| 9 | 7 | Crusaders | Jaylen Waddle | WR | MIA |
| 9 | 8 | Norsemen | Dalton Kincaid | TE | BUF |
| 9 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | Germaine Pratt | LB | LV |
| 9 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | Tyrone Tracy | RB | NYG |
| 9 | 11 | Richard's Lionhearts | Elandon Roberts | LB | LV |
| 9 | 12 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Jayden Higgins | WR | HOU |
| 10 | 1 | Amish Electricians | Jerry Jeudy | WR | CLE |
| 10 | 2 | Omar's Coming | Jihaad Campbell | LB | PHI |
| 10 | 3 | British Bulldogs | Jaydon Blue | RB | DAL |
| 10 | 4 | MeggaMen | Camryn Bynum | DB | IND |
| 10 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | Jordan Mason | RB | MIN |
| 10 | 6 | Gallic Warriors | Trey Hendrickson | DL | CIN |
| 10 | 7 | Crusaders | Terrel Bernard | LB | BUF |
| 10 | 8 | Norsemen | Drake Maye | QB | NE |
| 10 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | Washington Commanders | OL | WAS |
| 10 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | Austin Ekeler | RB | WAS |
| 10 | 11 | Richard's Lionhearts | Brenton Strange | TE | JAC |
| 10 | 12 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Christian Rozeboom | LB | CAR |
| 11 | 1 | Amish Electricians | Jordyn Brooks | LB | MIA |
| 11 | 2 | Omar's Coming | Paulson Adebo | DB | NYG |
| 11 | 3 | British Bulldogs | Reed Blankenship | DB | PHI |
| 11 | 4 | MeggaMen | Justin Fields | QB | NYJ |
| 11 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | Michael Penix Jr. | QB | ATL |
| 11 | 6 | Gallic Warriors | Wil Lutz | K | DEN |
| 11 | 7 | Crusaders | Ernest Jones | LB | SEA |
| 11 | 8 | Norsemen | Tyler Loop | K | BAL |
| 11 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | Jauan Jennings | WR | SF |
| 11 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | Josh Hines-Allen | DL | JAC |
| 11 | 11 | Richard's Lionhearts | Byron Young | DL | LAR |
| 11 | 12 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Cam Ward | QB | TEN |
| 12 | 1 | Amish Electricians | George Karlaftis | DL | KC |
| 12 | 2 | Omar's Coming | Aaron Rodgers | QB | PIT |
| 12 | 3 | British Bulldogs | DeForest Buckner | DL | IND |
| 12 | 4 | MeggaMen | Kyle Pitts | TE | ATL |
| 12 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | Josh Downs | WR | IND |
| 12 | 6 | Gallic Warriors | Buffalo Bills | OL | BUF |
| 12 | 7 | Crusaders | Green Bay Packers | OL | GB |
| 12 | 8 | Norsemen | Denver Broncos | OL | DEN |
| 12 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | J.K. Dobbins | RB | DEN |
| 12 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | Deebo Samuel | WR | WAS |
| 12 | 11 | Richard's Lionhearts | Tyler Nubin | DB | NYG |
| 12 | 12 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Michael Pittman | WR | IND |
| 13 | 1 | Amish Electricians | Detroit Lions | OL | DET |
| 13 | 2 | Omar's Coming | Tarheeb Still | DB | LAC |
| 13 | 3 | British Bulldogs | Quay Walker | LB | GB |
| 13 | 4 | MeggaMen | Cedric Tillman | WR | CLE |
| 13 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | Dre Greenlaw | LB | DEN |
| 13 | 6 | Gallic Warriors | Cam Taylor-Britt | DB | CIN |
| 13 | 7 | Crusaders | Javonte Williams | RB | DAL |
| 13 | 8 | Norsemen | Malaki Starks | DB | BAL |
| 13 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | Jake Bates | K | DET |
| 13 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | OL | TB |
| 13 | 11 | Richard's Lionhearts | Joey Slye | K | TEN |
| 13 | 12 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Noah Fant | TE | CIN |
| 14 | 1 | Amish Electricians | Chris Olave | WR | NO |
| 14 | 2 | Omar's Coming | Jeffery Simmons | DL | TEN |
| 14 | 3 | British Bulldogs | Chase McLaughlin | K | TB |
| 14 | 4 | MeggaMen | Carson Schwesinger | LB | CLE |
| 14 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | Khalil Mack | DL | LAC |
| 14 | 6 | Gallic Warriors | Byron Murphy | DB | MIN |
| 14 | 7 | Crusaders | Kobie Turner | DL | LAR |
| 14 | 8 | Norsemen | Bhayshul Tuten | RB | JAC |
| 14 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | Cade Otton | TE | TB |
| 14 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | Jaylen Warren | RB | PIT |
| 14 | 11 | Richard's Lionhearts | Justin Herbert | QB | LAC |
| 14 | 12 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Mykel Williams | DL | SF |
| 15 | 1 | Amish Electricians | Devon Witherspoon | DB | SEA |
| 15 | 2 | Omar's Coming | Harold Landry | DL | NE |
| 15 | 3 | British Bulldogs | Grant Delpit | DB | CLE |
| 15 | 4 | MeggaMen | San Francisco 49ers | OL | SF |
| 15 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | Atlanta Falcons | OL | ATL |
| 15 | 6 | Gallic Warriors | Nakobe Dean | LB | PHI |
| 15 | 7 | Crusaders | Harrison Smith | DB | MIN |
| 15 | 8 | Norsemen | Devin Lloyd | LB | JAC |
| 15 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | Matthew Stafford | QB | LAR |
| 15 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | Jordan Addison | WR | MIN |
| 15 | 11 | Richard's Lionhearts | Jonathon Cooper | DL | DEN |
| 15 | 12 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Indianapolis Colts | OL | IND |
| 16 | 1 | Amish Electricians | Ivan Pace | LB | MIN |
| 16 | 2 | Omar's Coming | Los Angeles Chargers | OL | LAC |
| 16 | 3 | British Bulldogs | Cincinnati Bengals | OL | CIN |
| 16 | 4 | MeggaMen | Keaton Mitchell | RB | BAL |
| 16 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | Isaiah Likely | TE | BAL |
| 16 | 6 | Gallic Warriors | Pat Freiermuth | TE | PIT |
| 16 | 7 | Crusaders | Matt Gay | K | WAS |
| 16 | 8 | Norsemen | Bradley Chubb | DL | MIA |
| 16 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | Tua Tagovailoa | QB | MIA |
| 16 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | Dallas Goedert | TE | PHI |
| 16 | 11 | Richard's Lionhearts | Dont'e Thornton | WR | LV |
| 16 | 12 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Jake Elliott | K | PHI |