192 picks
| Rd | Pick | Franchise | Selection | Pos | NFL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | Omar's Coming | Ja'Marr Chase | WR | CIN |
| 1 | 2 | Rocky Mountain Oysters | Ashton Jeanty | RB | LV |
| 1 | 3 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Brock Bowers | TE | LV |
| 1 | 4 | Testudos Revenge | Davante Adams | WR | LAR |
| 1 | 5 | Trump Molests Collies | Tee Higgins | WR | CIN |
| 1 | 6 | Sacks on the Beach | Rashee Rice | WR | KC |
| 1 | 7 | Crusaders | DeVonta Smith | WR | PHI |
| 1 | 8 | Amish Electricians | Jeremiyah Love | RB | ARI |
| 1 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Emeka Egbuka | WR | TB |
| 1 | 10 | MeggaMen | Breece Hall | RB | NYJ |
| 1 | 11 | Norsemen | Tyler Warren | TE | IND |
| 1 | 12 | Gallic Warriors | Javonte Williams | RB | DAL |
| 2 | 1 |
Sacks on the Beach
from Omar's Coming |
Travis Etienne | RB | NO |
| 2 | 2 | Rocky Mountain Oysters | Luther Burden | WR | CHI |
| 2 | 3 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Ladd McConkey | WR | LAC |
| 2 | 4 | Testudos Revenge | Cam Skattebo | RB | NYG |
| 2 | 5 | Trump Molests Collies | Jaylen Waddle | WR | DEN |
| 2 | 6 | Sacks on the Beach | D.J. Moore | WR | BUF |
| 2 | 7 | Crusaders | Jalen Hurts | QB | PHI |
| 2 | 8 | Amish Electricians | Jared Goff | QB | DET |
| 2 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Bhayshul Tuten | RB | JAC |
| 2 | 10 | MeggaMen | Garrett Wilson | WR | NYJ |
| 2 | 11 | Norsemen | Jadarian Price | RB | SEA |
| 2 | 12 | Gallic Warriors | D'Andre Swift | RB | CHI |
| 3 | 1 | Omar's Coming | TreVeyon Henderson | RB | NE |
| 3 | 2 | Rocky Mountain Oysters | Nick Emmanwori | DB | SEA |
| 3 | 3 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Jameson Williams | WR | DET |
| 3 | 4 | Testudos Revenge | Carnell Tate | WR | TEN |
| 3 | 5 | Trump Molests Collies | Josh Jacobs | RB | GB |
| 3 | 6 | Sacks on the Beach | Dak Prescott | QB | DAL |
| 3 | 7 | Crusaders | Bucky Irving | RB | TB |
| 3 | 8 | Amish Electricians | Rome Odunze | WR | CHI |
| 3 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Christian Watson | WR | GB |
| 3 | 10 | MeggaMen | David Montgomery | RB | HOU |
| 3 | 11 | Norsemen | Carson Schwesinger | LB | CLE |
| 3 | 12 | Gallic Warriors | Mike Evans | WR | SF |
| 4 | 1 | Omar's Coming | Marvin Harrison Jr. | WR | ARI |
| 4 | 2 | Rocky Mountain Oysters | Roquan Smith | LB | BAL |
| 4 | 3 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Jaylen Warren | RB | PIT |
| 4 | 4 | Testudos Revenge | Tremaine Edmunds | LB | NYG |
| 4 | 5 | Trump Molests Collies | Blake Cashman | LB | MIN |
| 4 | 6 | Sacks on the Beach | Fred Warner | LB | SF |
| 4 | 7 | Crusaders | Nick Bosa | DL | SF |
| 4 | 8 | Amish Electricians | Alec Pierce | WR | IND |
| 4 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Jake Ferguson | TE | DAL |
| 4 | 10 | MeggaMen | Justin Herbert | QB | LAC |
| 4 | 11 | Norsemen | Nick Bolton | LB | KC |
| 4 | 12 | Gallic Warriors | Patrick Mahomes | QB | KC |
| 5 | 1 | Omar's Coming | Zaire Franklin | LB | GB |
| 5 | 2 | Rocky Mountain Oysters | Brian Branch | DB | DET |
| 5 | 3 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Michael Wilson | WR | ARI |
| 5 | 4 | Testudos Revenge | Parker Washington | WR | JAC |
| 5 | 5 | Trump Molests Collies | Foyesade Oluokun | LB | JAC |
| 5 | 6 | Sacks on the Beach | Courtland Sutton | WR | DEN |
| 5 | 7 | Crusaders | Derwin James | DB | LAC |
| 5 | 8 | Amish Electricians | Bo Nix | QB | DEN |
| 5 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Michael Pittman | WR | PIT |
| 5 | 10 | MeggaMen | Sonny Styles | LB | WAS |
| 5 | 11 | Norsemen | Jamien Sherwood | LB | NYJ |
| 5 | 12 | Gallic Warriors | Quinshon Judkins | RB | CLE |
| 6 | 1 | Omar's Coming | Rhamondre Stevenson | RB | NE |
| 6 | 2 | Rocky Mountain Oysters | RJ Harvey | RB | DEN |
| 6 | 3 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Cedric Gray | LB | TEN |
| 6 | 4 | Testudos Revenge | Quay Walker | LB | LV |
| 6 | 5 | Trump Molests Collies | Harold Fannin | TE | CLE |
| 6 | 6 | Sacks on the Beach | Andrew Van Ginkel | DL | MIN |
| 6 | 7 | Crusaders | Nate Landman | LB | LAR |
| 6 | 8 | Amish Electricians | Chase Young | DL | NO |
| 6 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | CJ Allen | LB | IND |
| 6 | 10 | MeggaMen | Devin Lloyd | LB | CAR |
| 6 | 11 | Norsemen | Laiatu Latu | DL | IND |
| 6 | 12 | Gallic Warriors | DK Metcalf | WR | PIT |
| 7 | 1 | Omar's Coming | Jaxson Dart | QB | NYG |
| 7 | 2 | Rocky Mountain Oysters | Brian Thomas Jr. | WR | JAC |
| 7 | 3 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Nakobe Dean | LB | LV |
| 7 | 4 | Testudos Revenge | Sam LaPorta | TE | DET |
| 7 | 5 | Trump Molests Collies | Terry McLaurin | WR | WAS |
| 7 | 6 | Sacks on the Beach | Wan'Dale Robinson | WR | TEN |
| 7 | 7 | Crusaders | Nick Cross | DB | WAS |
| 7 | 8 | Amish Electricians | Marcus Jones | DB | NE |
| 7 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Chamarri Conner | DB | KC |
| 7 | 10 | MeggaMen | Jonathon Brooks | RB | CAR |
| 7 | 11 | Norsemen | Isaiah Likely | TE | NYG |
| 7 | 12 | Gallic Warriors | Tyrel Dodson | LB | MIA |
| 8 | 1 | Omar's Coming | Dalton Kincaid | TE | BUF |
| 8 | 2 | Rocky Mountain Oysters | San Francisco 49ers | OL | SF |
| 8 | 3 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Budda Baker | DB | ARI |
| 8 | 4 | Testudos Revenge | Tony Pollard | RB | TEN |
| 8 | 5 | Trump Molests Collies | Dallas Goedert | TE | PHI |
| 8 | 6 | Sacks on the Beach | Kevin Byard | DB | NE |
| 8 | 7 | Crusaders | Rico Dowdle | RB | PIT |
| 8 | 8 | Amish Electricians | Mark Andrews | TE | BAL |
| 8 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Indianapolis Colts | OL | IND |
| 8 | 10 | MeggaMen | Danielle Hunter | DL | HOU |
| 8 | 11 | Norsemen | Baltimore Ravens | OL | BAL |
| 8 | 12 | Gallic Warriors | Devin White | LB | DET |
| 9 | 1 | Omar's Coming | Daiyan Henley | LB | LAC |
| 9 | 2 | Rocky Mountain Oysters | Micah Parsons | DL | GB |
| 9 | 3 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Jacory Croskey-Merritt | RB | WAS |
| 9 | 4 | Testudos Revenge | Chicago Bears | OL | CHI |
| 9 | 5 | Trump Molests Collies | Jonah Coleman | RB | DEN |
| 9 | 6 | Sacks on the Beach | Chuba Hubbard | RB | CAR |
| 9 | 7 | Crusaders | Byron Young | DL | LAR |
| 9 | 8 | Amish Electricians | Christian Rozeboom | LB | TB |
| 9 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Dee Winters | LB | DAL |
| 9 | 10 | MeggaMen | Tykee Smith | DB | TB |
| 9 | 11 | Norsemen | Makai Lemon | WR | PHI |
| 9 | 12 | Gallic Warriors | Tuli Tuipulotu | DL | LAC |
| 10 | 1 | Omar's Coming | Jordyn Tyson | WR | NO |
| 10 | 2 | Rocky Mountain Oysters | Edgerrin Cooper | LB | GB |
| 10 | 3 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Jordan Love | QB | GB |
| 10 | 4 | Testudos Revenge | Travis Kelce | TE | KC |
| 10 | 5 | Trump Molests Collies | Stefon Diggs | WR | WAS |
| 10 | 6 | Sacks on the Beach | Juwan Johnson | TE | NO |
| 10 | 7 | Crusaders | Alex Singleton | LB | DEN |
| 10 | 8 | Amish Electricians | Philadelphia Eagles | OL | PHI |
| 10 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | MarShawn Lloyd | RB | GB |
| 10 | 10 | MeggaMen | Jeremy Chinn | DB | LV |
| 10 | 11 | Norsemen | Trevon Moehrig | DB | CAR |
| 10 | 12 | Gallic Warriors | Hunter Henry | TE | NE |
| 11 | 1 | Omar's Coming | Devon Witherspoon | DB | SEA |
| 11 | 2 | Rocky Mountain Oysters | Tyler Nubin | DB | NYG |
| 11 | 3 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Ja'Kobi Lane | WR | BAL |
| 11 | 4 | Testudos Revenge | Kaden Elliss | LB | NO |
| 11 | 5 | Trump Molests Collies | Josh Hines-Allen | DL | JAC |
| 11 | 6 | Sacks on the Beach | Antoine Winfield | DB | TB |
| 11 | 7 | Crusaders | Alex Highsmith | DL | PIT |
| 11 | 8 | Amish Electricians | Andrew Mukuba | DB | PHI |
| 11 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Dallas Turner | DL | MIN |
| 11 | 10 | MeggaMen | Kyler Murray | QB | MIN |
| 11 | 11 | Norsemen | Eddy Pineiro | K | SF |
| 11 | 12 | Gallic Warriors | Los Angeles Rams | OL | LAR |
| 12 | 1 | Omar's Coming | Kamari Lassiter | DB | HOU |
| 12 | 2 | Rocky Mountain Oysters | Tyjae Spears | RB | TEN |
| 12 | 3 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Trent McDuffie | DB | LAR |
| 12 | 4 | Testudos Revenge | Arvell Reese | LB | NYG |
| 12 | 5 | Trump Molests Collies | Fernando Mendoza | QB | LV |
| 12 | 6 | Sacks on the Beach | Jordan Mason | RB | MIN |
| 12 | 7 | Crusaders | Chris Godwin | WR | TB |
| 12 | 8 | Amish Electricians | Myles Murphy | DL | CIN |
| 12 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Trey Hendrickson | DL | BAL |
| 12 | 10 | MeggaMen | Mike Washington Jr. | RB | LV |
| 12 | 11 | Norsemen | Josh Downs | WR | IND |
| 12 | 12 | Gallic Warriors | Josh Sweat | DL | ARI |
| 13 | 1 | Omar's Coming | Montez Sweat | DL | CHI |
| 13 | 2 | Rocky Mountain Oysters | De'Zhaun Stribling | WR | SF |
| 13 | 3 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | T.J. Edwards | LB | CHI |
| 13 | 4 | Testudos Revenge | Chase McLaughlin | K | TB |
| 13 | 5 | Trump Molests Collies | Cooper DeJean | DB | PHI |
| 13 | 6 | Sacks on the Beach | Tyler Shough | QB | NO |
| 13 | 7 | Crusaders | Brenton Strange | TE | JAC |
| 13 | 8 | Amish Electricians | Nicholas Singleton | RB | TEN |
| 13 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Xavier Watts | DB | ATL |
| 13 | 10 | MeggaMen | Talanoa Hufanga | DB | DEN |
| 13 | 11 | Norsemen | DeForest Buckner | DL | IND |
| 13 | 12 | Gallic Warriors | Chauncey Gardner-Johnson | DB | BUF |
| 14 | 1 | Omar's Coming | Denver Broncos | OL | DEN |
| 14 | 2 | Rocky Mountain Oysters | Emmett Johnson | RB | KC |
| 14 | 3 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Los Angeles Chargers | OL | LAC |
| 14 | 4 | Testudos Revenge | KC Concepcion | WR | CLE |
| 14 | 5 | Trump Molests Collies | Xavier McKinney | DB | GB |
| 14 | 6 | Sacks on the Beach | Dallas Cowboys | OL | DAL |
| 14 | 7 | Crusaders | Chigoziem Okonkwo | TE | WAS |
| 14 | 8 | Amish Electricians | Colby Parkinson | TE | LAR |
| 14 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Kaelon Black | RB | SF |
| 14 | 10 | MeggaMen | Kenyon Sadiq | TE | NYJ |
| 14 | 11 | Norsemen | Kenneth Gainwell | RB | TB |
| 14 | 12 | Gallic Warriors | Demarcus Lawrence | DL | SEA |
| 15 | 1 | Omar's Coming | Jake Bates | K | DET |
| 15 | 2 | Rocky Mountain Oysters | Chris Boswell | K | PIT |
| 15 | 3 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | George Karlaftis | DL | KC |
| 15 | 4 | Testudos Revenge | Jordan Battle | DB | CIN |
| 15 | 5 | Trump Molests Collies | Abdul Carter | DL | NYG |
| 15 | 6 | Sacks on the Beach | Jakobi Meyers | WR | JAC |
| 15 | 7 | Crusaders | Quentin Johnston | WR | LAC |
| 15 | 8 | Amish Electricians | Malik Washington | WR | MIA |
| 15 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Anthony Hill Jr. | LB | TEN |
| 15 | 10 | MeggaMen | Malik Willis | QB | MIA |
| 15 | 11 | Norsemen | J.K. Dobbins | RB | DEN |
| 15 | 12 | Gallic Warriors | Nahshon Wright | DB | NYJ |
| 16 | 1 | Omar's Coming | Jordan Addison | WR | MIN |
| 16 | 2 | Rocky Mountain Oysters | Azeez Al-Shaair | LB | HOU |
| 16 | 3 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Tyler Loop | K | BAL |
| 16 | 4 | Testudos Revenge | Oronde Gadsden | TE | LAC |
| 16 | 5 | Trump Molests Collies | Antonio Williams | WR | WAS |
| 16 | 6 | Sacks on the Beach | Will Reichard | K | MIN |
| 16 | 7 | Crusaders | Jayden Reed | WR | GB |
| 16 | 8 | Amish Electricians | Devin Bush | LB | CHI |
| 16 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Sam Darnold | QB | SEA |
| 16 | 10 | MeggaMen | Robert Spillane | LB | NE |
| 16 | 11 | Norsemen | Quentin Lake | DB | LAR |
| 16 | 12 | Gallic Warriors | Matt Prater | K | BUF |