192 picks
| Rd | Pick | Franchise | Selection | Pos | NFL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | Amish Electricians | Marvin Harrison Jr. | WR | ARI |
| 1 | 2 | Sigourney's Beaver | David Montgomery | RB | DET |
| 1 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Lamar Jackson | QB | BAL |
| 1 | 4 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Davante Adams | WR | LV |
| 1 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | Nico Collins | WR | HOU |
| 1 | 6 | Norsemen | Isiah Pacheco | RB | KC |
| 1 | 7 | Crusaders | Deebo Samuel | WR | SF |
| 1 | 8 | Testudos Revenge | Drake London | WR | ATL |
| 1 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Josh Jacobs | RB | GB |
| 1 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | Cooper Kupp | WR | LAR |
| 1 | 11 | British Bulldogs | DeVonta Smith | WR | PHI |
| 1 | 12 | MeggaMen | Kenneth Walker III | RB | SEA |
| 2 | 1 | Amish Electricians | Raheem Mostert | RB | MIA |
| 2 | 2 | Sigourney's Beaver | Mike Evans | WR | TB |
| 2 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Rachaad White | RB | TB |
| 2 | 4 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Stefon Diggs | WR | HOU |
| 2 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | James Cook | RB | BUF |
| 2 | 6 | Norsemen | Malik Nabers | WR | NYG |
| 2 | 7 | Crusaders | Joe Mixon | RB | HOU |
| 2 | 8 | Testudos Revenge | Jaylen Waddle | WR | MIA |
| 2 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Christian Kirk | WR | JAC |
| 2 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | Tee Higgins | WR | CIN |
| 2 | 11 | British Bulldogs | Brandon Aiyuk | WR | SF |
| 2 | 12 |
Amish Electricians
from MeggaMen |
Keon Coleman | WR | BUF |
| 3 | 1 | Amish Electricians | Bo Nix | QB | DEN |
| 3 | 2 | Sigourney's Beaver | Zamir White | RB | LV |
| 3 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Gus Edwards | RB | LAC |
| 3 | 4 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Tony Pollard | RB | TEN |
| 3 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | George Pickens | WR | PIT |
| 3 | 6 |
Crusaders
from Norsemen |
DK Metcalf | WR | SEA |
| 3 | 7 | Crusaders | Mark Andrews | TE | BAL |
| 3 | 8 | Testudos Revenge | James Conner | RB | ARI |
| 3 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Calvin Ridley | WR | TEN |
| 3 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | D'Andre Swift | RB | CHI |
| 3 | 11 | British Bulldogs | Brian Robinson | RB | WAS |
| 3 | 12 | MeggaMen | Rhamondre Stevenson | RB | NE |
| 4 | 1 | Amish Electricians | Jordan Addison | WR | MIN |
| 4 | 2 | Sigourney's Beaver | Zaire Franklin | LB | IND |
| 4 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Trey McBride | TE | ARI |
| 4 | 4 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | George Kittle | TE | SF |
| 4 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | Tyjae Spears | RB | TEN |
| 4 | 6 | Norsemen | Terry McLaurin | WR | WAS |
| 4 | 7 | Crusaders | Alex Singleton | LB | DEN |
| 4 | 8 | Testudos Revenge | Myles Garrett | DL | CLE |
| 4 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Zack Moss | RB | CIN |
| 4 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | Brock Bowers | TE | LV |
| 4 | 11 | British Bulldogs | Anthony Richardson | QB | IND |
| 4 | 12 | MeggaMen | Ernest Jones | LB | LAR |
| 5 | 1 | Amish Electricians | Cole Kmet | TE | CHI |
| 5 | 2 | Sigourney's Beaver | Lavonte David | LB | TB |
| 5 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Dak Prescott | QB | DAL |
| 5 | 4 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Jordan Hicks | LB | CLE |
| 5 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | Patrick Queen | LB | PIT |
| 5 | 6 | Norsemen | Rashee Rice | WR | KC |
| 5 | 7 | Crusaders | Khalil Mack | DL | LAC |
| 5 | 8 | Testudos Revenge | Aidan Hutchinson | DL | DET |
| 5 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Luke Musgrave | TE | GB |
| 5 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | Amari Cooper | WR | CLE |
| 5 | 11 | British Bulldogs | Chris Godwin | WR | TB |
| 5 | 12 |
Amish Electricians
from MeggaMen |
Nick Bolton | LB | KC |
| 6 | 1 | Amish Electricians | Jason Pinnock | DB | NYG |
| 6 | 2 | Sigourney's Beaver | Jessie Bates | DB | ATL |
| 6 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Keenan Allen | WR | CHI |
| 6 | 4 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Demario Davis | LB | NO |
| 6 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | Najee Harris | RB | PIT |
| 6 | 6 | Norsemen | C.J. Mosley | LB | NYJ |
| 6 | 7 | Crusaders | Miami Dolphins | OL | MIA |
| 6 | 8 | Testudos Revenge | Rome Odunze | WR | CHI |
| 6 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah | LB | CLE |
| 6 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | Azeez Al-Shaair | LB | HOU |
| 6 | 11 | British Bulldogs | Quay Walker | LB | GB |
| 6 | 12 | MeggaMen | Derwin James | DB | LAC |
| 7 | 1 | Amish Electricians | Tyrann Mathieu | DB | NO |
| 7 | 2 | Sigourney's Beaver | Buffalo Bills | OL | BUF |
| 7 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Hunter Henry | TE | NE |
| 7 | 4 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Jaxon Smith-Njigba | WR | SEA |
| 7 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | Terrel Bernard | LB | BUF |
| 7 | 6 | Norsemen | Harold Landry | DL | TEN |
| 7 | 7 | Crusaders | Javonte Williams | RB | DEN |
| 7 | 8 | Testudos Revenge | Kyle Hamilton | DB | BAL |
| 7 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Josh Metellus | DB | MIN |
| 7 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | Jaquan Brisker | DB | CHI |
| 7 | 11 | British Bulldogs | Jerome Ford | RB | CLE |
| 7 | 12 | MeggaMen | Will Anderson | DL | HOU |
| 8 | 1 | Amish Electricians | Jonathon Brooks | RB | CAR |
| 8 | 2 | Sigourney's Beaver | DeForest Buckner | DL | IND |
| 8 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Brandon Aubrey | K | DAL |
| 8 | 4 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Ezekiel Elliott | RB | DAL |
| 8 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | Dalton Schultz | TE | HOU |
| 8 | 6 | Norsemen | Julian Love | DB | SEA |
| 8 | 7 | Crusaders | Logan Wilson | LB | CIN |
| 8 | 8 | Testudos Revenge | Nick Chubb | RB | CLE |
| 8 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Kyler Murray | QB | ARI |
| 8 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | Caleb Williams | QB | CHI |
| 8 | 11 | British Bulldogs | Brian Branch | DB | DET |
| 8 | 12 | MeggaMen | Nick Bosa | DL | SF |
| 9 | 1 | Amish Electricians | Christian Watson | WR | GB |
| 9 | 2 | Sigourney's Beaver | Matt Judon | DL | ATL |
| 9 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Adam Thielen | WR | CAR |
| 9 | 4 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Taysom Hill | TE | NO |
| 9 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | Brian Burns | DL | NYG |
| 9 | 6 | Norsemen | Xavier Worthy | WR | KC |
| 9 | 7 | Crusaders | Camryn Bynum | DB | MIN |
| 9 | 8 | Testudos Revenge | Jayden Daniels | QB | WAS |
| 9 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Minkah Fitzpatrick | DB | PIT |
| 9 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | Budda Baker | DB | ARI |
| 9 | 11 | British Bulldogs | Brian Thomas Jr. | WR | JAC |
| 9 | 12 | MeggaMen | Quincy Williams | LB | NYJ |
| 10 | 1 | Amish Electricians | Chicago Bears | OL | CHI |
| 10 | 2 | Sigourney's Beaver | Tank Dell | WR | HOU |
| 10 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Philadelphia Eagles | OL | PHI |
| 10 | 4 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Kamren Curl | DB | LAR |
| 10 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | Los Angeles Rams | OL | LAR |
| 10 | 6 | Norsemen | Atlanta Falcons | OL | ATL |
| 10 | 7 | Crusaders | Baker Mayfield | QB | TB |
| 10 | 8 | Testudos Revenge | Chase Brown | RB | CIN |
| 10 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Greg Dortch | WR | ARI |
| 10 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | Alex Highsmith | DL | PIT |
| 10 | 11 | British Bulldogs | E.J. Speed | LB | IND |
| 10 | 12 | MeggaMen | Kyle Dugger | DB | NE |
| 11 | 1 | Amish Electricians | Jonathan Greenard | DL | MIN |
| 11 | 2 | Sigourney's Beaver | Jalen Pitre | DB | HOU |
| 11 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Robert Spillane | LB | LV |
| 11 | 4 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Ben Sinnott | TE | WAS |
| 11 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | Kirk Cousins | QB | ATL |
| 11 | 6 | Norsemen | Will Levis | QB | TEN |
| 11 | 7 | Crusaders | Derrick Brown | DL | CAR |
| 11 | 8 | Testudos Revenge | Kyzir White | LB | ARI |
| 11 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Matthew Stafford | QB | LAR |
| 11 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | Carl Granderson | DL | NO |
| 11 | 11 | British Bulldogs | Ladd McConkey | WR | LAC |
| 11 | 12 | MeggaMen | Aaron Rodgers | QB | NYJ |
| 12 | 1 | Amish Electricians | Tremaine Edmunds | LB | CHI |
| 12 | 2 | Sigourney's Beaver | Geno Smith | QB | SEA |
| 12 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Joe Andreessen | LB | BUF |
| 12 | 4 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Deshaun Watson | QB | CLE |
| 12 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | Kerby Joseph | DB | DET |
| 12 | 6 | Norsemen | Alex Anzalone | LB | DET |
| 12 | 7 | Crusaders | Diontae Johnson | WR | CAR |
| 12 | 8 | Testudos Revenge | Xavier McKinney | DB | GB |
| 12 | 9 |
Sacks on the Beach
from Richard's Lionhearts |
Jakobi Meyers | WR | LV |
| 12 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | Trey Benson | RB | ARI |
| 12 | 11 | British Bulldogs | Jadeveon Clowney | DL | CAR |
| 12 | 12 | MeggaMen | Jayden Reed | WR | GB |
| 13 | 1 | Amish Electricians | Ray Davis | RB | BUF |
| 13 | 2 | Sigourney's Beaver | T.J. Hockenson | TE | MIN |
| 13 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Courtland Sutton | WR | DEN |
| 13 | 4 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Julian Blackmon | DB | IND |
| 13 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | Mike Williams | WR | NYJ |
| 13 | 6 | Norsemen | Kayvon Thibodeaux | DL | NYG |
| 13 | 7 | Crusaders | Reed Blankenship | DB | PHI |
| 13 | 8 | Testudos Revenge | George Karlaftis | DL | KC |
| 13 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Bucky Irving | RB | TB |
| 13 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | Devin Singletary | RB | NYG |
| 13 | 11 | British Bulldogs | Justin Reid | DB | KC |
| 13 | 12 | MeggaMen | Pat Freiermuth | TE | PIT |
| 14 | 1 | Amish Electricians | Juwan Johnson | TE | NO |
| 14 | 2 | Sigourney's Beaver | Romeo Doubs | WR | GB |
| 14 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Kenny Moore | DB | IND |
| 14 | 4 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Amani Hooker | DB | TEN |
| 14 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | Rico Dowdle | RB | DAL |
| 14 | 6 | Norsemen | Nate Hobbs | DB | LV |
| 14 | 7 | Crusaders | Tyler Conklin | TE | NYJ |
| 14 | 8 | Testudos Revenge | Chigoziem Okonkwo | TE | TEN |
| 14 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Dorance Armstrong | DL | WAS |
| 14 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | Blake Corum | RB | LAR |
| 14 | 11 | British Bulldogs | Shaq Thompson | LB | CAR |
| 14 | 12 | MeggaMen | Jack Campbell | LB | DET |
| 15 | 1 | Amish Electricians | Xavier Legette | WR | CAR |
| 15 | 2 | Sigourney's Beaver | Dustin Hopkins | K | CLE |
| 15 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Kris Abrams-Draine | DB | DEN |
| 15 | 4 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Indianapolis Colts | OL | IND |
| 15 | 5 | Sacks on the Beach | Tyler Lockett | WR | SEA |
| 15 | 6 | Norsemen | Younghoe Koo | K | ATL |
| 15 | 7 | Crusaders | Ty Chandler | RB | MIN |
| 15 | 8 | Testudos Revenge | Frankie Luvu | LB | WAS |
| 15 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Blake Grupe | K | NO |
| 15 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | Eric Kendricks | LB | DAL |
| 15 | 11 | British Bulldogs | Rashid Shaheed | WR | NO |
| 15 | 12 | MeggaMen | Arizona Cardinals | OL | ARI |
| 16 | 1 | Amish Electricians | Greg Zuerlein | K | NYJ |
| 16 | 2 | Sigourney's Beaver | Austin Ekeler | RB | WAS |
| 16 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Jaelan Phillips | DL | MIA |
| 16 | 4 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Jake Elliott | K | PHI |
| 16 | 5 |
Testudos Revenge
from Sacks on the Beach |
Rayshawn Jenkins | DB | SEA |
| 16 | 6 | Norsemen | Adonai Mitchell | WR | IND |
| 16 | 7 | Crusaders | Jason Myers | K | SEA |
| 16 | 8 | Testudos Revenge | Joshua Palmer | WR | LAC |
| 16 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Daxton Hill | DB | CIN |
| 16 | 10 | Trump Molests Collies | Ji'Ayir Brown | DB | SF |
| 16 | 11 | British Bulldogs | Jaylen Warren | RB | PIT |
| 16 | 12 | MeggaMen | MarShawn Lloyd | RB | GB |