October 9, 2026

• Amish Electricians
  • Dropped Malik Washington (WR-MIA)
  • Picked Up Seattle Seahawks (OL-SEA)

October 8, 2026

• Gallic Warriors
  • Fired DeMeco Ryans (HC-HOU)
  • Hired Kevin O'Connell (HC-MIN)

October 7, 2026

• Gallic Warriors
  • Dropped Travon Walker (DL-JAC)
  • Picked Up C.J. Stroud (QB-HOU)
• Sacks on the Beach
  • Dropped Tyreek Hill (WR-)
  • Picked Up Ollie Gordon II (RB-MIA)
• Trump Molests Collies
  • Dropped Josh Jacobs (RB-GB) , Terry McLaurin (WR-WAS) , Antonio Williams (WR-WAS)
  • Picked Up Keon Coleman (WR-BUF) , Emanuel Wilson (RB-SEA)
  • Moved to IR Jonah Coleman (RB-DEN)

October 6, 2026

• Amish Electricians
  • Dropped Daniel Carlson (K-NO)
  • Picked Up Drake Thomas (LB-SEA)
• MeggaMen
  • Dropped Camryn Bynum (DB-IND) , Justin Herbert (QB-LAC) , Dalton Schultz (TE-HOU)
  • Picked Up Kirk Cousins (QB-LV) , T.J. Hockenson (TE-MIN) , Kyle Monangai (RB-CHI)
• Sacks on the Beach
  • Dropped Courtland Sutton (WR-DEN)
  • Picked Up Tyreek Hill (WR-)
• Trump Molests Collies
  • Picked Up Deshaun Watson (QB-CLE)

October 4, 2026

• Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing
  • Dropped Jayden Higgins (WR-HOU)
  • Picked Up Wan'Dale Robinson (WR-TEN)

October 3, 2026

• Sacks on the Beach
  • Dropped Ollie Gordon II (RB-MIA) , Pete Werner (LB-NO)
  • Picked Up Demario Davis (LB-NYJ) , Jakobi Meyers (WR-JAC)

October 2, 2026

• Richard's Lionhearts
  • Picked Up Cameron Thomas (DL-ATL)
• Sacks on the Beach
  • Dropped Terrance Ferguson (TE-LAR)
  • Picked Up Mike Gesicki (TE-CIN) , Ollie Gordon II (RB-MIA)
  • Moved to IR Travis Etienne (RB-NO)

October 1, 2026

• Richard's Lionhearts
  • Moved to IR De'Von Achane (RB-MIA)