192 picks
| Rd | Pick | Franchise | Selection | Pos | NFL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | Crusaders | Bijan Robinson | RB | ATL |
| 1 | 2 |
MeggaMen
from Richard's Lionhearts |
Derrick Henry | RB | TEN |
| 1 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Josh Jacobs | RB | LV |
| 1 | 4 | Sigourney's Weaver's | Aaron Jones | RB | GB |
| 1 | 5 | Amish Electricians | Jonathan Taylor | RB | IND |
| 1 | 6 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Joe Mixon | RB | CIN |
| 1 | 7 | Sacks on the Beach | Najee Harris | RB | PIT |
| 1 | 8 | British Bulldogs | Travis Etienne | RB | JAC |
| 1 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | Jahmyr Gibbs | RB | DET |
| 1 | 10 |
Sigourney's Weaver's
from MeggaMen |
Jalin Hyatt | WR | NYG |
| 1 | 11 | Norsemen | Breece Hall | RB | NYJ |
| 1 | 12 | Trump Molests Collies | Kenneth Walker III | RB | SEA |
| 2 | 1 | Crusaders | Amari Cooper | WR | CLE |
| 2 | 2 | Richard's Lionhearts | Alexander Mattison | RB | MIN |
| 2 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Rhamondre Stevenson | RB | NE |
| 2 | 4 | Sigourney's Weaver's | Trevor Lawrence | QB | JAC |
| 2 | 5 | Amish Electricians | Deebo Samuel | WR | SF |
| 2 | 6 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Diontae Johnson | WR | PIT |
| 2 | 7 | Sacks on the Beach | Tee Higgins | WR | CIN |
| 2 | 8 | British Bulldogs | Tua Tagovailoa | QB | MIA |
| 2 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | Miles Sanders | RB | CAR |
| 2 | 10 | MeggaMen | Javonte Williams | RB | DEN |
| 2 | 11 | Norsemen | James Conner | RB | ARI |
| 2 | 12 | Trump Molests Collies | Drake London | WR | ATL |
| 3 | 1 | Crusaders | Kirk Cousins | QB | MIN |
| 3 | 2 | Richard's Lionhearts | DeAndre Hopkins | WR | TEN |
| 3 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Tyler Lockett | WR | SEA |
| 3 | 4 | Sigourney's Weaver's | Cam Akers | RB | LAR |
| 3 | 5 | Amish Electricians | Rachaad White | RB | TB |
| 3 | 6 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Chris Godwin | WR | TB |
| 3 | 7 | Sacks on the Beach | Geno Smith | QB | SEA |
| 3 | 8 | British Bulldogs | Christian Watson | WR | GB |
| 3 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | Evan Engram | TE | JAC |
| 3 | 10 | MeggaMen | Nick Bolton | LB | KC |
| 3 | 11 | Norsemen | George Pickens | WR | PIT |
| 3 | 12 |
Richard's Lionhearts
from Trump Molests Collies |
Khalil Herbert | RB | CHI |
| 4 | 1 | Crusaders | Zaire Franklin | LB | IND |
| 4 | 2 | Richard's Lionhearts | Juwan Johnson | TE | NO |
| 4 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Jordyn Brooks | LB | SEA |
| 4 | 4 | Sigourney's Weaver's | Jerry Jeudy | WR | DEN |
| 4 | 5 | Amish Electricians | Jared Goff | QB | DET |
| 4 | 6 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Isiah Pacheco | RB | KC |
| 4 | 7 | Sacks on the Beach | Alvin Kamara | RB | NO |
| 4 | 8 | British Bulldogs | D'Andre Swift | RB | PHI |
| 4 | 9 |
Richard's Lionhearts
from Testudos Revenge |
Elijah Mitchell | RB | SF |
| 4 | 10 | MeggaMen | Pat Freiermuth | TE | PIT |
| 4 | 11 | Norsemen | Logan Wilson | LB | CIN |
| 4 | 12 | Trump Molests Collies | Jaxon Smith-Njigba | WR | SEA |
| 5 | 1 | Crusaders | Frankie Luvu | LB | CAR |
| 5 | 2 | Richard's Lionhearts | Zay Flowers | WR | BAL |
| 5 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Jamaal Williams | RB | NO |
| 5 | 4 | Sigourney's Weaver's | Samaje Perine | RB | DEN |
| 5 | 5 | Amish Electricians | Bobby Wagner | LB | SEA |
| 5 | 6 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Brock Purdy | QB | SF |
| 5 | 7 | Sacks on the Beach | Eric Kendricks | LB | LAC |
| 5 | 8 | British Bulldogs | AJ Dillon | RB | GB |
| 5 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | Devin White | LB | TB |
| 5 | 10 | MeggaMen | Josey Jewell | LB | DEN |
| 5 | 11 | Norsemen | Aidan Hutchinson | DL | DET |
| 5 | 12 |
Testudos Revenge
from Trump Molests Collies |
Jaquan Brisker | DB | CHI |
| 6 | 1 | Crusaders | Chicago Bears | OL | CHI |
| 6 | 2 | Richard's Lionhearts | Bobby Okereke | LB | NYG |
| 6 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Zay Jones | WR | JAC |
| 6 | 4 | Sigourney's Weaver's | Fred Warner | LB | SF |
| 6 | 5 | Amish Electricians | Mike Evans | WR | TB |
| 6 | 6 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Matt Judon | DL | NE |
| 6 | 7 | Sacks on the Beach | Jordan Hicks | LB | MIN |
| 6 | 8 | British Bulldogs | Anthony Richardson | QB | IND |
| 6 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | Kamren Curl | DB | WAS |
| 6 | 10 | MeggaMen | Brian Burns | DL | CAR |
| 6 | 11 | Norsemen | L'Jarius Sneed | DB | KC |
| 6 | 12 | Trump Molests Collies | Brandon Aiyuk | WR | SF |
| 7 | 1 | Crusaders | Marquise Brown | WR | ARI |
| 7 | 2 | Richard's Lionhearts | Danielle Hunter | DL | MIN |
| 7 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Daniel Jones | QB | NYG |
| 7 | 4 | Sigourney's Weaver's | Von Miller | DL | BUF |
| 7 | 5 | Amish Electricians | Chauncey Gardner-Johnson | DB | DET |
| 7 | 6 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Shaq Thompson | LB | CAR |
| 7 | 7 | Sacks on the Beach | Antoine Winfield | DB | TB |
| 7 | 8 | British Bulldogs | Jeremy Chinn | DB | CAR |
| 7 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | Haason Reddick | DL | PHI |
| 7 | 10 | MeggaMen | Kyle Hamilton | DB | BAL |
| 7 | 11 | Norsemen | Jordan Addison | WR | MIN |
| 7 | 12 | Trump Molests Collies | Dre Greenlaw | LB | SF |
| 8 | 1 | Crusaders | Aaron Rodgers | QB | NYJ |
| 8 | 2 | Richard's Lionhearts | Deshaun Watson | QB | CLE |
| 8 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Talanoa Hufanga | DB | SF |
| 8 | 4 | Sigourney's Weaver's | Quinnen Williams | DL | NYJ |
| 8 | 5 | Amish Electricians | Nakobe Dean | LB | PHI |
| 8 | 6 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Tyson Campbell | DB | JAC |
| 8 | 7 | Sacks on the Beach | Brandin Cooks | WR | DAL |
| 8 | 8 | British Bulldogs | Tremaine Edmunds | LB | CHI |
| 8 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | James Cook | RB | BUF |
| 8 | 10 | MeggaMen | Philadelphia Eagles | OL | PHI |
| 8 | 11 | Norsemen | Kayvon Thibodeaux | DL | NYG |
| 8 | 12 | Trump Molests Collies | David Montgomery | RB | DET |
| 9 | 1 | Crusaders | Harold Landry | DL | TEN |
| 9 | 2 | Richard's Lionhearts | Atlanta Falcons | OL | ATL |
| 9 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Dalton Schultz | TE | HOU |
| 9 | 4 | Sigourney's Weaver's | Jalen Ramsey | DB | MIA |
| 9 | 5 | Amish Electricians | Taysom Hill | TE | NO |
| 9 | 6 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Jonathan Jones | DB | NE |
| 9 | 7 | Sacks on the Beach | Brian Robinson | RB | WAS |
| 9 | 8 | British Bulldogs | Rashaad Penny | RB | PHI |
| 9 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | San Francisco 49ers | OL | SF |
| 9 | 10 | MeggaMen | Kadarius Toney | WR | KC |
| 9 | 11 | Norsemen | Dalton Kincaid | TE | BUF |
| 9 | 12 | Trump Molests Collies | Joey Bosa | DL | LAC |
| 10 | 1 | Crusaders | Gabriel Davis | WR | BUF |
| 10 | 2 | Richard's Lionhearts | Michael Pittman | WR | IND |
| 10 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Alex Highsmith | DL | PIT |
| 10 | 4 | Sigourney's Weaver's | Jamel Dean | DB | TB |
| 10 | 5 | Amish Electricians | Zach Charbonnet | RB | SEA |
| 10 | 6 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Lavonte David | LB | TB |
| 10 | 7 | Sacks on the Beach | JuJu Smith-Schuster | WR | NE |
| 10 | 8 | British Bulldogs | David Njoku | TE | CLE |
| 10 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | Jahan Dotson | WR | WAS |
| 10 | 10 | MeggaMen | De'Vondre Campbell | LB | GB |
| 10 | 11 | Norsemen | Shaquille Leonard | LB | IND |
| 10 | 12 | Trump Molests Collies | Christian Wilkins | DL | MIA |
| 11 | 1 | Crusaders | Tyler Higbee | TE | LAR |
| 11 | 2 | Richard's Lionhearts | Jaylen Warren | RB | PIT |
| 11 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Drue Tranquill | LB | KC |
| 11 | 4 | Sigourney's Weaver's | Cincinnati Bengals | OL | CIN |
| 11 | 5 | Amish Electricians | New York Giants | OL | NYG |
| 11 | 6 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Montez Sweat | DL | WAS |
| 11 | 7 | Sacks on the Beach | Harrison Smith | DB | MIN |
| 11 | 8 | British Bulldogs | Kyle Dugger | DB | NE |
| 11 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | Chase Young | DL | WAS |
| 11 | 10 | MeggaMen | Dalvin Cook | RB | NYJ |
| 11 | 11 | Norsemen | Kevin Byard | DB | TEN |
| 11 | 12 | Trump Molests Collies | Detroit Lions | OL | DET |
| 12 | 1 | Crusaders | Raheem Mostert | RB | MIA |
| 12 | 2 | Richard's Lionhearts | Sam Hubbard | DL | CIN |
| 12 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Matt Milano | LB | BUF |
| 12 | 4 | Sigourney's Weaver's | Khalil Mack | DL | LAC |
| 12 | 5 | Amish Electricians | Antonio Gibson | RB | WAS |
| 12 | 6 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Luke Musgrave | TE | GB |
| 12 | 7 | Sacks on the Beach | Matthew Stafford | QB | LAR |
| 12 | 8 | British Bulldogs | Josh Hines-Allen | DL | JAC |
| 12 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | T.J. Edwards | LB | CHI |
| 12 | 10 | MeggaMen | Richie Grant | DB | ATL |
| 12 | 11 | Norsemen | Greg Joseph | K | MIN |
| 12 | 12 | Trump Molests Collies | Bryce Young | QB | CAR |
| 13 | 1 | Crusaders | Marcus Maye | DB | NO |
| 13 | 2 | Richard's Lionhearts | Jake Ferguson | TE | DAL |
| 13 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Josh Uche | DL | NE |
| 13 | 4 | Sigourney's Weaver's | Skyy Moore | WR | KC |
| 13 | 5 | Amish Electricians | Jerick McKinnon | RB | KC |
| 13 | 6 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Xavier McKinney | DB | NYG |
| 13 | 7 | Sacks on the Beach | Chigoziem Okonkwo | TE | TEN |
| 13 | 8 | British Bulldogs | Michael Thomas | WR | NO |
| 13 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | Harrison Butker | K | KC |
| 13 | 10 | MeggaMen | Treylon Burks | WR | TEN |
| 13 | 11 | Norsemen | Sam Howell | QB | WAS |
| 13 | 12 | Trump Molests Collies | Jameson Williams | WR | DET |
| 14 | 1 | Crusaders | Younghoe Koo | K | ATL |
| 14 | 2 | Richard's Lionhearts | David Long Jr. | LB | MIA |
| 14 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Zach Ertz | TE | ARI |
| 14 | 4 | Sigourney's Weaver's | Russell Wilson | QB | DEN |
| 14 | 5 | Amish Electricians | Will Anderson | DL | HOU |
| 14 | 6 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Jamin Davis | LB | WAS |
| 14 | 7 | Sacks on the Beach | Justin Tucker | K | BAL |
| 14 | 8 | British Bulldogs | Jeffery Wilson | RB | MIA |
| 14 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | Za'Darius Smith | DL | CLE |
| 14 | 10 | MeggaMen | Kenny Pickett | QB | PIT |
| 14 | 11 | Norsemen | Alex Singleton | LB | DEN |
| 14 | 12 | Trump Molests Collies | Roschon Johnson | RB | CHI |
| 15 | 1 | Crusaders | Courtland Sutton | WR | DEN |
| 15 | 2 | Richard's Lionhearts | Zaven Collins | DL | ARI |
| 15 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Adam Thielen | WR | CAR |
| 15 | 4 | Sigourney's Weaver's | Tank Bigsby | RB | JAC |
| 15 | 5 | Amish Electricians | Gerald Everett | TE | LAC |
| 15 | 6 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Michael Gallup | WR | DAL |
| 15 | 7 | Sacks on the Beach | Jordan Love | QB | GB |
| 15 | 8 | British Bulldogs | Pete Werner | LB | NO |
| 15 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | Quentin Johnston | WR | LAC |
| 15 | 10 | MeggaMen | Tyjae Spears | RB | TEN |
| 15 | 11 | Norsemen | Jack Campbell | LB | DET |
| 15 | 12 | Trump Molests Collies | Jordan Poyer | DB | BUF |
| 16 | 1 | Crusaders | Donovan Wilson | DB | DAL |
| 16 | 2 | Richard's Lionhearts | Marquez Valdes-Scantling | WR | KC |
| 16 | 3 | Gallic Warriors | Rayshawn Jenkins | DB | JAC |
| 16 | 4 | Sigourney's Weaver's | Dawson Knox | TE | BUF |
| 16 | 5 | Amish Electricians | Jonathan Owens | DB | GB |
| 16 | 6 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | Greg Zuerlein | K | NYJ |
| 16 | 7 | Sacks on the Beach | Odell Beckham | WR | BAL |
| 16 | 8 | British Bulldogs | Tyler Boyd | WR | CIN |
| 16 | 9 | Testudos Revenge | Brian Branch | DB | DET |
| 16 | 10 | MeggaMen | Chris Jones | DL | KC |
| 16 | 11 | Norsemen | Rashod Bateman | WR | BAL |
| 16 | 12 | Trump Molests Collies | Cairo Santos | K | CHI |