120 picks
| Rd | Pick | Franchise | Selection | Pos | NFL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 |
Go Balls Deep
from Bitch Better Have My Money |
Reggie Bush | RB | NO |
| 1 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | Jake Delhomme | QB | CAR |
| 1 | 3 | Lindbergh Baby Casserole | Marco Battaglia | TE | — |
| 1 | 4 |
Lindbergh Baby Casserole
from Go Balls Deep |
Terry Battle | RB | — |
| 1 | 5 | Norsemen | Ryan Kuehl | — | NYG |
| 1 | 6 | Crusaders | J.J. Arrington | RB | ARI |
| 1 | 7 |
Lindbergh Baby Casserole
from Werewolves |
Hamza Abdullah | DB | DEN |
| 1 | 8 | Whiskey Tango | Charlie Adams | WR | DEN |
| 1 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | C.J. Ah You | DL | — |
| 1 | 10 |
Gallic Warriors
from MeggaMen |
Eric Alexander | LB | NE |
| 2 | 1 |
Norsemen
from Bitch Better Have My Money |
Sam Adams | DL | CIN |
| 2 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | Ikaika Alama-Francis | LB | — |
| 2 | 3 | Lindbergh Baby Casserole | Titus Adams | DL | — |
| 2 | 4 | Go Balls Deep | David Anderson | WR | — |
| 2 | 5 | Norsemen | Drew Bennett | WR | TEN |
| 2 | 6 | Crusaders | Dwayne Bowe | WR | — |
| 2 | 7 |
Gallic Warriors
from Werewolves |
Dallas Baker | WR | — |
| 2 | 8 | Whiskey Tango | Jeremy Bloom | WR | PHI |
| 2 | 9 |
Go Balls Deep
from Sacks on the Beach |
Hank Baskett | WR | PHI |
| 2 | 10 | MeggaMen | Corey Bradford | WR | DET |
| 3 | 1 | Bitch Better Have My Money | Baraka Atkins | DL | — |
| 3 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | Dallas Cowboys | OL | DAL |
| 3 | 3 | Lindbergh Baby Casserole | James Adkisson | TE | OAK |
| 3 | 4 | Go Balls Deep | Gaines Adams | DL | — |
| 3 | 5 | Norsemen | David Carr | QB | HOU |
| 3 | 6 | Crusaders | Chris Carr | DB | OAK |
| 3 | 7 | Werewolves | Paul Carrington | DL | ATL |
| 3 | 8 | Whiskey Tango | Joe Cohen | DL | — |
| 3 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | Mason Crosby | K | — |
| 3 | 10 | MeggaMen | Vince Young | QB | TEN |
| 4 | 1 |
Lindbergh Baby Casserole
from Bitch Better Have My Money |
Lovie Smith | HC | CHI |
| 4 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | Mike Tomlin | HC | — |
| 4 | 3 | Lindbergh Baby Casserole | Richard Yancy | DB | SD |
| 4 | 4 | Go Balls Deep | Levar Woods | LB | DET |
| 4 | 5 | Norsemen | Brett Pierce | TE | DAL |
| 4 | 6 | Crusaders | Reginald Kelly | TE | CIN |
| 4 | 7 | Werewolves | Carlos Hall | DL | — |
| 4 | 8 | Whiskey Tango | — | — | — |
| 4 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | — | — | — |
| 4 | 10 | MeggaMen | — | — | — |
| 5 | 1 | Bitch Better Have My Money | — | — | — |
| 5 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | — | — | — |
| 5 | 3 | Lindbergh Baby Casserole | — | — | — |
| 5 | 4 | Go Balls Deep | — | — | — |
| 5 | 5 | Norsemen | — | — | — |
| 5 | 6 | Crusaders | — | — | — |
| 5 | 7 |
Go Balls Deep
from Werewolves |
— | — | — |
| 5 | 8 |
Lindbergh Baby Casserole
from Whiskey Tango |
— | — | — |
| 5 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | — | — | — |
| 5 | 10 | MeggaMen | — | — | — |
| 6 | 1 | Bitch Better Have My Money | — | — | — |
| 6 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | — | — | — |
| 6 | 3 | Lindbergh Baby Casserole | — | — | — |
| 6 | 4 | Go Balls Deep | — | — | — |
| 6 | 5 | Norsemen | — | — | — |
| 6 | 6 | Crusaders | — | — | — |
| 6 | 7 | Werewolves | — | — | — |
| 6 | 8 | Whiskey Tango | — | — | — |
| 6 | 9 |
Go Balls Deep
from Sacks on the Beach |
— | — | — |
| 6 | 10 | MeggaMen | — | — | — |
| 7 | 1 | Bitch Better Have My Money | — | — | — |
| 7 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | — | — | — |
| 7 | 3 | Lindbergh Baby Casserole | — | — | — |
| 7 | 4 | Go Balls Deep | — | — | — |
| 7 | 5 | Norsemen | — | — | — |
| 7 | 6 | Crusaders | — | — | — |
| 7 | 7 | Werewolves | — | — | — |
| 7 | 8 | Whiskey Tango | — | — | — |
| 7 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | — | — | — |
| 7 | 10 | MeggaMen | — | — | — |
| 8 | 1 | Bitch Better Have My Money | — | — | — |
| 8 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | — | — | — |
| 8 | 3 | Lindbergh Baby Casserole | — | — | — |
| 8 | 4 | Go Balls Deep | — | — | — |
| 8 | 5 |
Bitch Better Have My Money
from Norsemen |
— | — | — |
| 8 | 6 | Crusaders | — | — | — |
| 8 | 7 | Werewolves | — | — | — |
| 8 | 8 | Whiskey Tango | — | — | — |
| 8 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | — | — | — |
| 8 | 10 | MeggaMen | — | — | — |
| 9 | 1 | Bitch Better Have My Money | — | — | — |
| 9 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | — | — | — |
| 9 | 3 | Lindbergh Baby Casserole | — | — | — |
| 9 | 4 | Go Balls Deep | — | — | — |
| 9 | 5 | Norsemen | — | — | — |
| 9 | 6 | Crusaders | — | — | — |
| 9 | 7 | Werewolves | — | — | — |
| 9 | 8 | Whiskey Tango | — | — | — |
| 9 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | — | — | — |
| 9 | 10 | MeggaMen | — | — | — |
| 10 | 1 | Bitch Better Have My Money | — | — | — |
| 10 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | — | — | — |
| 10 | 3 | Lindbergh Baby Casserole | — | — | — |
| 10 | 4 | Go Balls Deep | — | — | — |
| 10 | 5 | Norsemen | — | — | — |
| 10 | 6 | Crusaders | — | — | — |
| 10 | 7 | Werewolves | — | — | — |
| 10 | 8 | Whiskey Tango | — | — | — |
| 10 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | — | — | — |
| 10 | 10 | MeggaMen | — | — | — |
| 11 | 1 | Bitch Better Have My Money | — | — | — |
| 11 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | — | — | — |
| 11 | 3 | Lindbergh Baby Casserole | — | — | — |
| 11 | 4 | Go Balls Deep | — | — | — |
| 11 | 5 | Norsemen | — | — | — |
| 11 | 6 | Crusaders | — | — | — |
| 11 | 7 | Werewolves | — | — | — |
| 11 | 8 | Whiskey Tango | — | — | — |
| 11 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | — | — | — |
| 11 | 10 | MeggaMen | — | — | — |
| 12 | 1 | Bitch Better Have My Money | — | — | — |
| 12 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | — | — | — |
| 12 | 3 | Lindbergh Baby Casserole | — | — | — |
| 12 | 4 | Go Balls Deep | — | — | — |
| 12 | 5 | Norsemen | — | — | — |
| 12 | 6 | Crusaders | — | — | — |
| 12 | 7 | Werewolves | — | — | — |
| 12 | 8 | Whiskey Tango | — | — | — |
| 12 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | — | — | — |
| 12 | 10 | MeggaMen | — | — | — |