Trump Molests Collies
Established 1993
Owner: Warren Allen
Since 2003
Since 2003
1993
1994
1995
2007
2011
2012
2018
2022
2004 Schedule
| Week 1 | LOSS | vs Norsemen | 33 - 36 |
| Week 2 | WIN | vs Crusaders | 30 - 28 |
| Week 3 | WIN | vs Sacks on the Beach | 46 - 22 |
| Week 4 | WIN | vs Gallic Warriors | 54 - 10 |
| Week 5 | WIN | vs Norsemen | 66 - 18 |
| Week 6 | LOSS | vs Werewolves | 0 - 39 |
| Week 7 | WIN | vs Illuminati | 64 - 29 |
| Week 8 | WIN | vs Rednecks | 51 - 0 |
| Week 9 | LOSS | vs MeggaMen | 11 - 42 |
| Week 10 | WIN | vs Bug Stompers | 57 - 32 |
| Week 11 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 8 - 37 |
| Week 12 | WIN | vs Rednecks | 49 - 33 |
| Week 13 | LOSS | vs MeggaMen | 9 - 16 |
| Week 14 | LOSS | vs Gallic Warriors | 6 - 10 |