Trump Molests Collies
Established 1993
Owner: Warren Allen
Since 2003
Since 2003
1993
1994
1995
2007
2011
2012
2018
2022
Current Roster
2 Remaining Free Transactions
25 players on roster
| Pos | Name | Team | Bye Week |
Age | Injury | Acquired | 2027 Cost |
2026 Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HC | Harbaugh, Jim | LAC | 7 | Aug 26, 2025 | 0 | 4 | ||
| QB | Allen, Josh | BUF | 7 | 30 | Aug 29, 2020 | 16 | 147 | |
| QB | Mendoza, Fernando | LV | 13 | 23 | Oct 27, 2026 | 10 | 0 | |
| RB | Barkley, Saquon | PHI | 10 | 29 | Aug 26, 2018 | 23 | 23 | |
| RB | Coleman, Jonah | DEN | 10 | 23 | Aug 29, 2026 | 15 | 24 | |
| RB | Jacobs, Josh | GB | 11 | 28 | Out | Oct 18, 2026 | 15 | 24 |
| RB | Walker III, Kenneth | KC | 5 | 26 | Aug 23, 2025 | 16 | 121 | |
| WR | Diggs, Stefon | WAS | 7 | 32 | Aug 29, 2026 | 13 | 34 | |
| WR | Higgins, Tee | CIN | 6 | 27 | Aug 29, 2026 | 13 | 87 | |
| WR | Waddle, Jaylen | DEN | 10 | 27 | Ques | Aug 29, 2026 | 13 | 28 |
| TE | Fannin, Harold | CLE | 11 | 22 | Ques | Aug 29, 2026 | 4 | 49 |
| TE | Goedert, Dallas | PHI | 10 | 31 | Aug 29, 2026 | 4 | 27 | |
| K | Bates, Jake | DET | 6 | 27 | Nov 8, 2026 | 1 | 57 | |
| K | Gay, Matt | LV | 13 | 32 | Oct 25, 2026 | 1 | 63 | |
| OL | Buccaneers, Tampa Bay | TB | 10 | Aug 23, 2025 | 2 | 84 | ||
| OL | Jaguars, Jacksonville | JAC | 7 | Nov 10, 2026 | 1 | 44 | ||
| DL | Carter, Abdul | NYG | 8 | 22 | Ques | Aug 29, 2026 | 3 | 13 |
| DL | Hines-Allen, Josh | JAC | 7 | 29 | Aug 29, 2026 | 3 | 25 | |
| DL | Williams, Leonard | SEA | 11 | 32 | Ques | Sep 22, 2026 | 3 | 24 |
| LB | Carter, Barrett | CIN | 6 | 24 | Sep 22, 2026 | 5 | 45 | |
| LB | Cashman, Blake | MIN | 6 | 30 | Ques | Aug 29, 2026 | 5 | 59 |
| LB | Oluokun, Foyesade | JAC | 7 | 31 | Aug 29, 2026 | 5 | 55 | |
| LB | Williams, Quincy | CLE | 11 | 30 | Ques | Oct 18, 2026 | 5 | 54 |
| DB | DeJean, Cooper | PHI | 10 | 23 | Aug 29, 2026 | 4 | 41 | |
| DB | Love, Julian | SEA | 11 | 28 | Sep 22, 2026 | 4 | 41 | |
| DB | McKinney, Xavier | GB | 11 | 27 | Aug 29, 2026 | 4 | 50 |