Draft Results

Aug 25, 2024
Round: Pick: Team: Pos: NFL:
Rd Pick Franchise Selection Pos NFL
1 1 Amish Electricians Marvin Harrison Jr. WR ARI
1 2 Sigourney's Beaver David Montgomery RB DET
1 3 Gallic Warriors Lamar Jackson QB BAL
1 4 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Davante Adams WR LV
1 5 Sacks on the Beach Nico Collins WR HOU
1 6 Norsemen Isiah Pacheco RB KC
1 7 Crusaders Deebo Samuel WR SF
1 8 Testudos Revenge Drake London WR ATL
1 9 Richard's Lionhearts Josh Jacobs RB GB
1 10 Trump Molests Collies Cooper Kupp WR LAR
1 11 British Bulldogs DeVonta Smith WR PHI
1 12 MeggaMen Kenneth Walker III RB SEA
2 1 Amish Electricians Raheem Mostert RB MIA
2 2 Sigourney's Beaver Mike Evans WR TB
2 3 Gallic Warriors Rachaad White RB TB
2 4 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Stefon Diggs WR HOU
2 5 Sacks on the Beach James Cook RB BUF
2 6 Norsemen Malik Nabers WR NYG
2 7 Crusaders Joe Mixon RB HOU
2 8 Testudos Revenge Jaylen Waddle WR MIA
2 9 Richard's Lionhearts Christian Kirk WR JAC
2 10 Trump Molests Collies Tee Higgins WR CIN
2 11 British Bulldogs Brandon Aiyuk WR SF
2 12 Amish Electricians Keon Coleman WR BUF
3 1 Amish Electricians Bo Nix QB DEN
3 2 Sigourney's Beaver Zamir White RB LV
3 3 Gallic Warriors Gus Edwards RB LAC
3 4 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Tony Pollard RB TEN
3 5 Sacks on the Beach George Pickens WR PIT
3 6 Crusaders DK Metcalf WR SEA
3 7 Crusaders Mark Andrews TE BAL
3 8 Testudos Revenge James Conner RB ARI
3 9 Richard's Lionhearts Calvin Ridley WR TEN
3 10 Trump Molests Collies D'Andre Swift RB CHI
3 11 British Bulldogs Brian Robinson RB WAS
3 12 MeggaMen Rhamondre Stevenson RB NE
4 1 Amish Electricians Jordan Addison WR MIN
4 2 Sigourney's Beaver Zaire Franklin LB IND
4 3 Gallic Warriors Trey McBride TE ARI
4 4 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing George Kittle TE SF
4 5 Sacks on the Beach Tyjae Spears RB TEN
4 6 Norsemen Terry McLaurin WR WAS
4 7 Crusaders Alex Singleton LB DEN
4 8 Testudos Revenge Myles Garrett DL CLE
4 9 Richard's Lionhearts Zack Moss RB CIN
4 10 Trump Molests Collies Brock Bowers TE LV
4 11 British Bulldogs Anthony Richardson QB IND
4 12 MeggaMen Ernest Jones LB LAR
5 1 Amish Electricians Cole Kmet TE CHI
5 2 Sigourney's Beaver Lavonte David LB TB
5 3 Gallic Warriors Dak Prescott QB DAL
5 4 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Jordan Hicks LB CLE
5 5 Sacks on the Beach Patrick Queen LB PIT
5 6 Norsemen Rashee Rice WR KC
5 7 Crusaders Khalil Mack DL LAC
5 8 Testudos Revenge Aidan Hutchinson DL DET
5 9 Richard's Lionhearts Luke Musgrave TE GB
5 10 Trump Molests Collies Amari Cooper WR CLE
5 11 British Bulldogs Chris Godwin WR TB
5 12 Amish Electricians Nick Bolton LB KC
6 1 Amish Electricians Jason Pinnock DB NYG
6 2 Sigourney's Beaver Jessie Bates DB ATL
6 3 Gallic Warriors Keenan Allen WR CHI
6 4 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Demario Davis LB NO
6 5 Sacks on the Beach Najee Harris RB PIT
6 6 Norsemen C.J. Mosley LB NYJ
6 7 Crusaders Miami Dolphins OL MIA
6 8 Testudos Revenge Rome Odunze WR CHI
6 9 Richard's Lionhearts Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah LB CLE
6 10 Trump Molests Collies Azeez Al-Shaair LB HOU
6 11 British Bulldogs Quay Walker LB GB
6 12 MeggaMen Derwin James DB LAC
7 1 Amish Electricians Tyrann Mathieu DB NO
7 2 Sigourney's Beaver Buffalo Bills OL BUF
7 3 Gallic Warriors Hunter Henry TE NE
7 4 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Jaxon Smith-Njigba WR SEA
7 5 Sacks on the Beach Terrel Bernard LB BUF
7 6 Norsemen Harold Landry DL TEN
7 7 Crusaders Javonte Williams RB DEN
7 8 Testudos Revenge Kyle Hamilton DB BAL
7 9 Richard's Lionhearts Josh Metellus DB MIN
7 10 Trump Molests Collies Jaquan Brisker DB CHI
7 11 British Bulldogs Jerome Ford RB CLE
7 12 MeggaMen Will Anderson DL HOU
8 1 Amish Electricians Jonathon Brooks RB CAR
8 2 Sigourney's Beaver DeForest Buckner DL IND
8 3 Gallic Warriors Brandon Aubrey K DAL
8 4 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL
8 5 Sacks on the Beach Dalton Schultz TE HOU
8 6 Norsemen Julian Love DB SEA
8 7 Crusaders Logan Wilson LB CIN
8 8 Testudos Revenge Nick Chubb RB CLE
8 9 Richard's Lionhearts Kyler Murray QB ARI
8 10 Trump Molests Collies Caleb Williams QB CHI
8 11 British Bulldogs Brian Branch DB DET
8 12 MeggaMen Nick Bosa DL SF
9 1 Amish Electricians Christian Watson WR GB
9 2 Sigourney's Beaver Matt Judon DL ATL
9 3 Gallic Warriors Adam Thielen WR CAR
9 4 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Taysom Hill QB NO
9 5 Sacks on the Beach Brian Burns DL NYG
9 6 Norsemen Xavier Worthy WR KC
9 7 Crusaders Camryn Bynum DB MIN
9 8 Testudos Revenge Jayden Daniels QB WAS
9 9 Richard's Lionhearts Minkah Fitzpatrick DB PIT
9 10 Trump Molests Collies Budda Baker DB ARI
9 11 British Bulldogs Brian Thomas Jr. WR JAC
9 12 MeggaMen Quincy Williams LB NYJ
10 1 Amish Electricians Chicago Bears OL CHI
10 2 Sigourney's Beaver Tank Dell WR HOU
10 3 Gallic Warriors Philadelphia Eagles OL PHI
10 4 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Kamren Curl DB LAR
10 5 Sacks on the Beach Los Angeles Rams OL LAR
10 6 Norsemen Atlanta Falcons OL ATL
10 7 Crusaders Baker Mayfield QB TB
10 8 Testudos Revenge Chase Brown RB CIN
10 9 Richard's Lionhearts Greg Dortch WR ARI
10 10 Trump Molests Collies Alex Highsmith DL PIT
10 11 British Bulldogs E.J. Speed LB IND
10 12 MeggaMen Kyle Dugger DB NE
11 1 Amish Electricians Jonathan Greenard DL MIN
11 2 Sigourney's Beaver Jalen Pitre DB HOU
11 3 Gallic Warriors Robert Spillane LB LV
11 4 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Ben Sinnott TE WAS
11 5 Sacks on the Beach Kirk Cousins QB ATL
11 6 Norsemen Will Levis QB TEN
11 7 Crusaders Derrick Brown DL CAR
11 8 Testudos Revenge Kyzir White LB ARI
11 9 Richard's Lionhearts Matthew Stafford QB LAR
11 10 Trump Molests Collies Carl Granderson DL NO
11 11 British Bulldogs Ladd McConkey WR LAC
11 12 MeggaMen Aaron Rodgers QB NYJ
12 1 Amish Electricians Tremaine Edmunds LB CHI
12 2 Sigourney's Beaver Geno Smith QB SEA
12 3 Gallic Warriors Joe Andreessen LB BUF
12 4 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Deshaun Watson QB CLE
12 5 Sacks on the Beach Kerby Joseph DB DET
12 6 Norsemen Alex Anzalone LB DET
12 7 Crusaders Diontae Johnson WR CAR
12 8 Testudos Revenge Xavier McKinney DB GB
12 9 Sacks on the Beach Jakobi Meyers WR LV
12 10 Trump Molests Collies Trey Benson RB ARI
12 11 British Bulldogs Jadeveon Clowney DL CAR
12 12 MeggaMen Jayden Reed WR GB
13 1 Amish Electricians Ray Davis RB BUF
13 2 Sigourney's Beaver T.J. Hockenson TE MIN
13 3 Gallic Warriors Courtland Sutton WR DEN
13 4 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Julian Blackmon DB IND
13 5 Sacks on the Beach Mike Williams WR NYJ
13 6 Norsemen Kayvon Thibodeaux DL NYG
13 7 Crusaders Reed Blankenship DB PHI
13 8 Testudos Revenge George Karlaftis DL KC
13 9 Richard's Lionhearts Bucky Irving RB TB
13 10 Trump Molests Collies Devin Singletary RB NYG
13 11 British Bulldogs Justin Reid DB KC
13 12 MeggaMen Pat Freiermuth TE PIT
14 1 Amish Electricians Juwan Johnson TE NO
14 2 Sigourney's Beaver Romeo Doubs WR GB
14 3 Gallic Warriors Kenny Moore DB IND
14 4 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Amani Hooker DB TEN
14 5 Sacks on the Beach Rico Dowdle RB DAL
14 6 Norsemen Nate Hobbs DB LV
14 7 Crusaders Tyler Conklin TE NYJ
14 8 Testudos Revenge Chigoziem Okonkwo TE TEN
14 9 Richard's Lionhearts Dorance Armstrong DL WAS
14 10 Trump Molests Collies Blake Corum RB LAR
14 11 British Bulldogs Shaq Thompson LB CAR
14 12 MeggaMen Jack Campbell LB DET
15 1 Amish Electricians Xavier Legette WR CAR
15 2 Sigourney's Beaver Dustin Hopkins K CLE
15 3 Gallic Warriors Kris Abrams-Draine DB DEN
15 4 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Indianapolis Colts OL IND
15 5 Sacks on the Beach Tyler Lockett WR SEA
15 6 Norsemen Younghoe Koo K ATL
15 7 Crusaders Ty Chandler RB MIN
15 8 Testudos Revenge Frankie Luvu LB WAS
15 9 Richard's Lionhearts Blake Grupe K NO
15 10 Trump Molests Collies Eric Kendricks LB DAL
15 11 British Bulldogs Rashid Shaheed WR NO
15 12 MeggaMen Arizona Cardinals OL ARI
16 1 Amish Electricians Greg Zuerlein K NYJ
16 2 Sigourney's Beaver Austin Ekeler RB WAS
16 3 Gallic Warriors Jaelan Phillips DL MIA
16 4 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Jake Elliott K PHI
16 5 Testudos Revenge Rayshawn Jenkins DB SEA
16 6 Norsemen Adonai Mitchell WR IND
16 7 Crusaders Jason Myers K SEA
16 8 Testudos Revenge Joshua Palmer WR LAC
16 9 Richard's Lionhearts Daxton Hill DB CIN
16 10 Trump Molests Collies Ji'Ayir Brown DB SF
16 11 British Bulldogs Jaylen Warren RB PIT
16 12 MeggaMen MarShawn Lloyd RB GB