2023 Schedule
| Week 1 | |||||
| Thursday, August 31 | |||||
| British Bulldogs | 13 | Richard's Lionhearts | 5 | ||
| Norsemen | 20 | Amish Electricians | 0 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 13 | Sacks on the Beach | 10 | ||
| Gallic Warriors | 25 | Sigourney's Weaver's | 17 | ||
| MeggaMen | 25 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 11 | ||
| Crusaders | 43 | Trump Molests Collies | 15 | ||
| Week 2 | |||||
| Thursday, September 14 | |||||
| MeggaMen | 64 | Norsemen | 27 | ||
| Crusaders | 32 | Richard's Lionhearts | 3 | ||
| Sacks on the Beach | 34 | Sigourney's Weaver's | 0 | ||
| Amish Electricians | 29 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 0 | ||
| British Bulldogs | 46 | Testudos Revenge | 23 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 42 | Gallic Warriors | 37 | ||
| Week 3 | |||||
| Thursday, September 21 | |||||
| Crusaders | 63 | Gallic Warriors | 6 | ||
| British Bulldogs | 113 | MeggaMen | 63 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 31 | Sigourney's Weaver's | 0 | ||
| Sacks on the Beach | 52 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 34 | ||
| Norsemen | 35 | Trump Molests Collies | 23 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 46 | Amish Electricians | 8 | ||
| Week 4 | |||||
| Thursday, September 28 | |||||
| Norsemen | 49 | Richard's Lionhearts | 25 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 35 | Crusaders | 17 | ||
| MeggaMen | 34 | Amish Electricians | 3 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 67 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 46 | ||
| British Bulldogs | 1 | Sigourney's Weaver's | 0 | ||
| Sacks on the Beach | 25 | Gallic Warriors | 24 | ||
| Week 5 | |||||
| Thursday, October 5 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Cleveland, Los Angeles Chargers, Seattle, Tampa Bay | |||||
| Sacks on the Beach | 26 | Amish Electricians | 0 | ||
| British Bulldogs | 58 | Gallic Warriors | 53 | ||
| MeggaMen | 35 | Richard's Lionhearts | 20 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 82 | Sigourney's Weaver's | 0 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 51 | Crusaders | 33 | ||
| Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 85 | Norsemen | 35 | ||
| Week 6 | |||||
| Thursday, October 12 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Green Bay, Pittsburgh | |||||
| MeggaMen | 26 | Crusaders | 0 | ||
| Norsemen | 41 | Gallic Warriors | 27 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 17 | Amish Electricians | 14 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 43 | Sacks on the Beach | 26 | ||
| British Bulldogs | 76 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 0 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 3 | Sigourney's Weaver's | 0 | ||
| Week 7 | |||||
| Thursday, October 19 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Carolina, Cincinnati, Dallas, Houston, New York Jets, Tennessee | |||||
| Trump Molests Collies | 36 | Amish Electricians | 3 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 22 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 0 | ||
| Norsemen | 77 | Crusaders | 26 | ||
| British Bulldogs | 15 | Sacks on the Beach | 14 | ||
| Sigourney's Weaver's | 27 | Gallic Warriors | 6 | ||
| MeggaMen | 35 | Testudos Revenge | 8 | ||
| Week 8 | |||||
| Thursday, October 26 | |||||
| Sacks on the Beach | 24 | Richard's Lionhearts | 22 | ||
| British Bulldogs | 31 | Norsemen | 21 | ||
| MeggaMen | 60 | Sigourney's Weaver's | 18 | ||
| Crusaders | 11 | Amish Electricians | 10 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 72 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 5 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 50 | Gallic Warriors | 36 | ||
| Week 9 | |||||
| Thursday, November 2 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Denver, Detroit, Jacksonville, San Francisco | |||||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 31 | Trump Molests Collies | 0 | ||
| British Bulldogs | 7 | Crusaders | 0 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 16 | Norsemen | 9 | ||
| Sigourney's Weaver's | 1 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 0 | ||
| MeggaMen | 29 | Sacks on the Beach | 25 | ||
| Gallic Warriors | 65 | Amish Electricians | 13 | ||
| Week 10 | |||||
| Thursday, November 9 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Kansas City, Los Angeles Rams, Miami, Philadelphia | |||||
| Norsemen | 39 | Sacks on the Beach | 29 | ||
| British Bulldogs | 63 | Amish Electricians | 38 | ||
| Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 19 | Richard's Lionhearts | 12 | ||
| Crusaders | 29 | Sigourney's Weaver's | 0 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 36 | MeggaMen | 30 | ||
| Gallic Warriors | 59 | Testudos Revenge | 30 | ||
| Week 11 | |||||
| Thursday, November 16 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Atlanta, Indianapolis, New England, New Orleans | |||||
| MeggaMen | 45 | Gallic Warriors | 21 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 13 | Norsemen | 12 | ||
| Sigourney's Weaver's | 1 | Amish Electricians | 0 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 38 | Sacks on the Beach | 32 | ||
| Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 47 | Crusaders | 0 | ||
| British Bulldogs | 19 | Testudos Revenge | 1 | ||
| Week 12 | |||||
| Thursday, November 23 | |||||
| MeggaMen | 67 | British Bulldogs | 32 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 54 | Testudos Revenge | 8 | ||
| Gallic Warriors | 1 | Richard's Lionhearts | 0 | ||
| Amish Electricians | 39 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 36 | ||
| Norsemen | 47 | Sigourney's Weaver's | 0 | ||
| Crusaders | 52 | Sacks on the Beach | 39 | ||
| Week 13 | |||||
| Thursday, November 30 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Baltimore, Buffalo, Chicago, Las Vegas, Minnesota, New York Giants | |||||
| Trump Molests Collies | vs | British Bulldogs | |||
| Crusaders | vs | Sigourney's Weaver's | |||
| Amish Electricians | vs | Norsemen | |||
| Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | vs | Gallic Warriors | |||
| Richard's Lionhearts | vs | Testudos Revenge | |||
| Sacks on the Beach | vs | MeggaMen | |||
| Week 14 | |||||
| Thursday, December 7 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Arizona, Washington | |||||
| Gallic Warriors | vs | Crusaders | |||
| Amish Electricians | vs | Richard's Lionhearts | |||
| British Bulldogs | vs | Sacks on the Beach | |||
| Sigourney's Weaver's | vs | Trump Molests Collies | |||
| Testudos Revenge | vs | MeggaMen | |||
| Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | vs | Norsemen | |||
| Playoffs | |||||
| Thursday, December 14 | |||||
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| Toilet Bowl | |||||
| Thursday, December 14 | |||||
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| Championship | |||||
| Thursday, December 21 | |||||
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