Week 3 is in the books, and the theme was dominance. Not a single contest was decided by less than 15 points, as several teams delivered statement wins to assert themselves as contenders. As the dust settled, two teams, the Amish Electricians and Sacks on the Beach, stand alone with perfect 3-0 records, sparking talk of championship aspirations.

For the Amish Electricians, this 3-0 start feels like old times. The last time they were unblemished through three weeks was in 2020, a season that ended with them hoisting the league trophy. Meanwhile, Sacks on the Beach are enjoying their best start in nearly a decade, notching their first 3-0 record since 2016.

Here’s a look at the action from a wild Week 3:

Amish Electricians 42 - Testudos Revenge 20
The Amish Electricians continued their scorching start to the season, putting up a league-high 42 points in a thorough dismantling of Testudos Revenge. The powerhouse performance was spearheaded by running back Jonathan Taylor (RB-IND), who galloped his way to 23 points to lead the charge. The Electricians are looking every bit the part of a title favorite.

Sacks on the Beach 39 - Trump Molests Collies 20
Sacks on the Beach sent a message to the rest of the White Division, improving to 3-0 with a commanding 39-20 victory. In a week of high-flying quarterback performances, it was an unexpected hero leading the Sacks: running back Jordan Mason (RB-MIN), whose 17-point outing paced the undefeated squad.

Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing 38 - Gallic Warriors 23
In a crucial divisional matchup, Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing secured a solid 38-23 win over the Gallic Warriors. Veteran quarterback Geno Smith (QB-LV) turned back the clock, slinging his way to 24 points to ensure his team kept pace with the division leaders.

Crusaders 34 - Norsemen 1
In the week's most stunning result, the Crusaders handed the previously undefeated Norsemen a loss of historic proportions, 34-1. The Norsemen's offense was completely nonexistent, failing to muster any semblance of a threat. The Crusaders' dominant effort was highlighted by the fact that their leading scorer was linebacker Robert Spillane (LB-NE), whose 16 points single-handedly outscored the entire Norsemen roster fifteen times over.

Richard's Lionhearts 27 - Omar's Coming 7
The Burgundy Division race tightened up as Richard's Lionhearts cruised to a 27-7 victory over the struggling Omar's Coming. Like the Crusaders, the Lionhearts were led by a defensive standout. Linebacker Tyrel Dodson (LB-MIA) racked up 14 points, setting the tone for a defense that completely shut down their opponent.

MeggaMen 23 - British Bulldogs 8
The MeggaMen are officially in the win column, taking down the British Bulldogs 23-8. It was a much-needed victory, powered by the dual-threat capabilities of Jalen Hurts (QB-PHI), who accounted for an impressive 25 points to lead all individual scorers in Week 3.

Looking Ahead to Week 4

Week 4 presents some tantalizing matchups. In what could be the game of the week, the undefeated Amish Electricians will put their perfect record on the line against the high-scoring Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing. Another key clash sees the Crusaders and Gallic Warriors facing off, with both 2-1 teams looking to gain a crucial edge in the Gold Division standings. Meanwhile, the league's two other undefeated and winless teams face off, with Sacks on the Beach looking to avoid a trap game against Testudos Revenge. Finally, something has to give in the battle of the winless, as the British Bulldogs and Omar's Coming both desperately seek their first victory of the season.