Sigourney's Beaver
Established 1993
Owner: Steven Searcy
Since 2023
Since 2023
2024 Schedule
| Week 1 | WIN | vs Amish Electricians | 23 - 0 |
| Week 2 | WIN | vs Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 10 - 3 |
| Week 3 | LOSS | vs Gallic Warriors | 19 - 26 |
| Week 4 | LOSS | vs Testudos Revenge | 24 - 30 |
| Week 5 | LOSS | vs Trump Molests Collies | 0 - 42 |
| Week 6 | LOSS | vs Norsemen | 16 - 63 |
| Week 7 | LOSS | vs Richard's Lionhearts | 27 - 48 |
| Week 8 | LOSS | vs MeggaMen | 35 - 36 |
| Week 9 | LOSS | vs Norsemen | 2 - 5 |
| Week 10 | LOSS | vs Testudos Revenge | 0 - 103 |
| Week 11 | WIN | vs British Bulldogs | 20 - 0 |
| Week 12 | LOSS | vs Sacks on the Beach | 38 - 40 |
| Week 13 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 24 - 37 |
| Week 14 | LOSS | vs Richard's Lionhearts | 17 - 31 |
| Toilet Bowl | LOSS | vs Amish Electricians | 0 - 27 |