2024 Draft Order


This is the official draft order for the 2024 Draft. The order was determined based on reverse order of finish last season.

Round 1
  1. Amish Electricians
  2. Sigourney's Weaver's
  3. Gallic Warriors
  4. Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing
  5. Sacks on the Beach
  6. Norsemen
  7. Crusaders
  8. Testudos Revenge
  9. Richard's Lionhearts
  10. Trump Molests Collies
  11. British Bulldogs
  12. MeggaMen
Round 2
  1. Amish Electricians
  2. Sigourney's Weaver's
  3. Gallic Warriors
  4. Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing
  5. Sacks on the Beach
  6. Norsemen
  7. Crusaders
  8. Testudos Revenge
  9. Richard's Lionhearts
  10. Trump Molests Collies
  11. British Bulldogs
  12. Amish Electricians *
Round 3
  1. Amish Electricians
  2. Sigourney's Weaver's
  3. Gallic Warriors
  4. Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing
  5. Sacks on the Beach
  6. Crusaders *
  7. Crusaders
  8. Testudos Revenge
  9. Richard's Lionhearts
  10. Trump Molests Collies
  11. British Bulldogs
  12. MeggaMen
Round 4
  1. Amish Electricians
  2. Sigourney's Weaver's
  3. Gallic Warriors
  4. Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing
  5. Sacks on the Beach
  6. Norsemen
  7. Crusaders
  8. Testudos Revenge
  9. Richard's Lionhearts
  10. Trump Molests Collies
  11. British Bulldogs
  12. MeggaMen
Round 5
  1. Amish Electricians
  2. Sigourney's Weaver's
  3. Gallic Warriors
  4. Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing
  5. Sacks on the Beach
  6. Norsemen
  7. Crusaders
  8. Testudos Revenge
  9. Richard's Lionhearts
  10. Trump Molests Collies
  11. British Bulldogs
  12. Amish Electricians *
Round 6
  1. Amish Electricians
  2. Sigourney's Weaver's
  3. Gallic Warriors
  4. Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing
  5. Sacks on the Beach
  6. Norsemen
  7. Crusaders
  8. Testudos Revenge
  9. Richard's Lionhearts
  10. Trump Molests Collies
  11. British Bulldogs
  12. MeggaMen
Round 7
  1. Amish Electricians
  2. Sigourney's Weaver's
  3. Gallic Warriors
  4. Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing
  5. Sacks on the Beach
  6. Norsemen
  7. Crusaders
  8. Testudos Revenge
  9. Richard's Lionhearts
  10. Trump Molests Collies
  11. British Bulldogs
  12. MeggaMen
Round 8
  1. Amish Electricians
  2. Sigourney's Weaver's
  3. Gallic Warriors
  4. Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing
  5. Sacks on the Beach
  6. Norsemen
  7. Crusaders
  8. Testudos Revenge
  9. Richard's Lionhearts
  10. Trump Molests Collies
  11. British Bulldogs
  12. MeggaMen
Round 9
  1. Amish Electricians
  2. Sigourney's Weaver's
  3. Gallic Warriors
  4. Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing
  5. Sacks on the Beach
  6. Norsemen
  7. Crusaders
  8. Testudos Revenge
  9. Richard's Lionhearts
  10. Trump Molests Collies
  11. British Bulldogs
  12. MeggaMen
Round 10
  1. Amish Electricians
  2. Sigourney's Weaver's
  3. Gallic Warriors
  4. Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing
  5. Sacks on the Beach
  6. Norsemen
  7. Crusaders
  8. Testudos Revenge
  9. Richard's Lionhearts
  10. Trump Molests Collies
  11. British Bulldogs
  12. MeggaMen
Round 11
  1. Amish Electricians
  2. Sigourney's Weaver's
  3. Gallic Warriors
  4. Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing
  5. Sacks on the Beach
  6. Norsemen
  7. Crusaders
  8. Testudos Revenge
  9. Richard's Lionhearts
  10. Trump Molests Collies
  11. British Bulldogs
  12. MeggaMen
Round 12
  1. Amish Electricians
  2. Sigourney's Weaver's
  3. Gallic Warriors
  4. Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing
  5. Sacks on the Beach
  6. Norsemen
  7. Crusaders
  8. Testudos Revenge
  9. Sacks on the Beach *
  10. Trump Molests Collies
  11. British Bulldogs
  12. MeggaMen
Round 13
  1. Amish Electricians
  2. Sigourney's Weaver's
  3. Gallic Warriors
  4. Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing
  5. Sacks on the Beach
  6. Norsemen
  7. Crusaders
  8. Testudos Revenge
  9. Richard's Lionhearts
  10. Trump Molests Collies
  11. British Bulldogs
  12. MeggaMen
Round 14
  1. Amish Electricians
  2. Sigourney's Weaver's
  3. Gallic Warriors
  4. Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing
  5. Sacks on the Beach
  6. Norsemen
  7. Crusaders
  8. Testudos Revenge
  9. Richard's Lionhearts
  10. Trump Molests Collies
  11. British Bulldogs
  12. MeggaMen
Round 15
  1. Amish Electricians
  2. Sigourney's Weaver's
  3. Gallic Warriors
  4. Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing
  5. Sacks on the Beach
  6. Norsemen
  7. Crusaders
  8. Testudos Revenge
  9. Richard's Lionhearts
  10. Trump Molests Collies
  11. British Bulldogs
  12. MeggaMen
Round 16
  1. Amish Electricians
  2. Sigourney's Weaver's
  3. Gallic Warriors
  4. Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing
  5. Sacks on the Beach
  6. Norsemen
  7. Crusaders
  8. Testudos Revenge
  9. Richard's Lionhearts
  10. Trump Molests Collies
  11. British Bulldogs
  12. MeggaMen
 
* - Pick obtained due to trade
Previous 1st Picks
1992Legions of ByronBarry Sanders (RB-DET)
1993SlayersSterling Sharpe (WR-GB)
1994NorsemenSeattle QB (QB-SEA)
1995WarriorsDallas QB (QB-DAL)
1996RenegadesLawrence Philips (RB-STL)
1997IradicatorsEmmitt Smith (RB-DAL)
1998BarbariansCorey Dillion (RB-CIN)
1999Archers Who Say NiTerrell Owens (WR-SF)
2000HempaholicsAlbert Connell (WR-WAS)
2001ZENMichael Bennett (RB-MIN)
2002BarbariansRich Gannon (QB-OAK)
2003CrusadersEdgerrin James (RB-IND)
2004Whiskey TangoDerrick Mason (WR-TEN)
2005Lindbergh Baby CasseroleBrian Westbrook (RB-PHI)
2006Go Balls DeepReggie Bush (RB-NO)
2007Gallic WarriorsTravis Henry (RB-DEN)
2008Sacks on the BeachDarren McFadden (RB-OAK)
2009Fighting SquirrelsMarques Colston (WR-NO)
2010CrusadersRyan Mathews (RB-SD)
2011Pretend I'm Not HereSteven Jackson (RB-STL)
2012Gallic WarriorsAndrew Luck (QB-IND)
2013Gallic WarriorsPeyton Manning (QB-DEN)
2014Joe Gibbs Good HeadToby Gerhart (RB-JAC)
2015Woodland RangersBrandin Cooks (WR-NO)
2016Woodland RangersEzekiel Elliott (RB-DAL)
2017Fightin' Bitin' BeaversDeAndre Hopkins (WR-HOU)
2018Trump Molests ColliesSaquon Barkley (RB-NYG)
2019Amish ElectriciansBaker Mayfield (QB-CLE)
2020Fighting SquirrelsClyde Edwards-Helaire (RB-KC)
2021Richard's LionheartsExekiel Elliott (RB-DAL)
2022Gallic WarriorsJames Conner (RB-ARI)
2023CrusadersBijan Robinson (RB-ATL)