(Also, wasn't Hemingway known -- in addition to his drinking -- for being rather concise with his language?)

i've been compared to worse

Write some more words would you? Jeez.

Thanks for the recommendations on Brian's rename. After the team was renamed Fighting Squirrels from THE Fighting Squirrels, anything would be an upgrade.

Still living the NJ life!  That pic is basically my house every night.

...of you in third grade.

Are you still in Jersey? Or did you escape.

All of the preseason games will be completed by then so everyone should have a good evaluation of the players and still draft Redskins players too early, i.e., ever.

NJ Life! That's my state baby!

My trophy now lives above the shitter...

IN NEW JERSEY.

I'm going to need it sanitized before it returns to my house next year.

The WMFFL Trophy is out of Josh's attic and back where it belongs.

Thanks Josh.  Not only did Warren win but you had to remind me of 2009, aka the year Byron stole the title from me!  

Well thanks to my pursuit of perfection in GIF selection combined with Josh's pursuit of mediocrity in web programming, I'm writing this message for a second time. But I'll enjoy it as much this time as the first time. Just like sex with [insert your own name here]'s mom.

So... the cream does indeed rise to the top, then loses four games in a row, and then... barely... rises to the top again. Congratulations to all on a great season, and I'm not saying that just because my comeback was

And congratulations to Byron on a great season, and for keeping it close against the three guys from my team who bothered to show up. Once Todd Gurley was ruled out, I was sure you'd keep it close.

And finally, congratulations to Brian (wait, who is BRIAN?!) for receiving, in the near future, the best fantasy football team name since Joe Gibbs Good Head. The guy that came up with that... comic genius.

And finally, to Tom and/or Mike, congratulations on betting chalk and failing. I look forward to adding your contributions to my Christmas liquor haul. A Highland, Speyside, Islay, and American whisky (and a local vodka... woman...) in one year? I'd be lying if I said I didn't deserve this, and so would you.

I can't wait to hear what name you come up with for the Fighting Squirrels.

Sold.  Good call on the Oban, it's my scotch of choice.

Now I'm a full-on Norsemen fan.  Go get yourself some decent WRs Byron, I'm thirsty!

Nobody wants to hear you sing anything, and I'm not going to disrespect the second greatest football song* ever written by making you belch it out.

A bottle of Oban 14 when I win. If somehow I do not, I'll buy whatever swill you drink of comparable price. Which I assume means it'll be a gallon of it. In a plastic bottle.

*I think we can all agree on the best...

I would enjoy some craft beer or scotch for the draft.  You can also sing "Hail to the Redskins" during the draft next year (a cappella of course).  If by some miracle you win, I'll do the same with that weakass "Fly eagles" shit-song.

...in the form of a wager?

I was the highest score this week. I'll be the highest score next week.