Monday, January 01, 2024
Congratulations!
posted by Warren Allen, Trump Molests Collies at 1:21 PM

Congrats on a strong season, Tom. Let me know where to mail the trophy, and make sure you're up to date on all your shots before you receive it.

Wednesday, December 20, 2023
Giving the British the boot!
posted by Tom Marsh, MeggaMen at 11:37 AM

We did it once, we'll do it again this week!

Tuesday, November 28, 2023
Crap
posted by Adam Roughley, British Bulldogs at 4:05 AM

Unbeaten season will have to wait until next year.

Wednesday, November 22, 2023
I'm coming for you Bulldog!
posted by Tom Marsh, MeggaMen at 9:06 AM

Just like you see here, I'm going to reverse you and take a dump on your back!

Wednesday, November 01, 2023
Overly Generous
posted by Josh Utterback, Amish Electricians at 7:18 PM

Describing my offense as bland is an insult to white rice and saltine crackers.  My offense (and defense) is fucking awful.  Don't sugar coat it.  

Friday, October 27, 2023
Jason Myers last Week
posted by Josh Utterback, Amish Electricians at 11:26 AM

Last Week Budda Baker came off the IR on Saturday.  Thus by Sunday at 1:00, the British Bulldogs had too many players on their roster.  Causing all players aquired that week to be dropped.  This included Jason Myers.  Since he was activated but was no longer on the roster, a 2 point penalty for activating a player not on the roster was accessed.  

The fact that he showed up earlier in the week with a score and not a -2 was due to a small race condition in the code.  The drops are recorded at 13:00:00 and the logic to determine if the player is valid was also looking at 13:00:00, when it probably should have been looking at 1 second later (13:00:01).  He should have shown as -2 the entire time.  That issue has been resolved and will not be a problem in the future.

Thursday, October 26, 2023
i believe
posted by Tom Marsh, MeggaMen at 11:58 AM

Wednesday, October 25, 2023
I Believe In Miracles
posted by Adam Roughley, British Bulldogs at 10:01 AM

"Starting another season 6-1 is going to take a miracle for the Bulldogs this year"

Tom Marsh, 30 August 2023

 

Feeling smug that the Bulldogs are 7-0, perfectly placed for their traditional late season slump to miss the playoffs. Top of the luck ratings yet top of the points list. The draft was always better than a C+!

 

 

Monday, October 23, 2023
Too many players on roster
posted by Adam Roughley, British Bulldogs at 8:41 PM

I have Jason Myers cut as someone came off IR it seems on Monday. But he was legit when he played. Doesn't seem like this should result in a -2 penalty for this week, especially when his points were already scored and have been changed?

It cut 2 players where I have 1 space available, so cut him instead of the guy that played! :-)

Tuesday, October 17, 2023
I'm no data sciencer
posted by Warren Allen, Trump Molests Collies at 4:12 PM

...but how do we all have such low SOV values? I interpret that as "we're a bunch of shitty teams beating up on even shittier teams." Is that right? It actually sounds right.

 

Friday, October 13, 2023
Jonathan Taylor carries....could be less
posted by Richard Lawson, Richard's Lionhearts at 9:43 AM

6 carries last week. 

Thursday, October 12, 2023
Dog Shit Roster
posted by Steven Searcy, Sigourney's Weaver's at 11:02 PM

I'll be able to talk trash in this league ten years from now...just wait!

"Will Taylor ... carry the ball a bit more"
posted by Josh Utterback, Amish Electricians at 10:48 PM

Well it is mathematically impossible for Jonathan Taylor to carry the ball less, since he hasn't played a game yet.

He's supposed to play Sunday.  Maybe that'll turn around my season. 

Sunday, October 08, 2023
Too Many Players on Roster
posted by Josh Utterback, Amish Electricians at 3:38 PM

Derrick Brown and Nathaniel Dell were picked up via the Waiver wire on Sept 26.  This left you over the roster limit.  Since you didn't get back below it by Sunday (Oct 1) at 1:00, the system cut all players aquired that week to get you back below 25 players.  

Saturday, October 07, 2023
Roster Issue
posted by Derek Inman, Testudos Revenge at 3:45 PM

Why did I have two guys come off my roster? Dell and Brown (DL)? I did not cut them.

Tuesday, October 03, 2023
Tom has it right
posted by Josh Utterback, Amish Electricians at 8:21 AM

Not much else I can say about it.  Tom's image about sums it up. 

I'll comment on it
posted by Tom Marsh, MeggaMen at 8:04 AM

Never saw a score like that from an OL in my 20+ years in the league.  A new low.

Monday, October 02, 2023
Josh - any comment on your oline performance tonight?
posted by Richard Lawson, Richard's Lionhearts at 11:16 PM

Never seen a score like it

Thursday, September 14, 2023
"Other nefarious purposes"?!
posted by Warren Allen, Trump Molests Collies at 9:35 AM

I think you mean ONLY nefarious purposes.

Wednesday, September 13, 2023
nice write-up Richard!
posted by Tom Marsh, MeggaMen at 1:15 PM

Glad to see someone using the new self-publish option!  I am currently working deep undercover on an exposé about Warren's treatment of our trophy.  Aside from exposing it to noxious fumes in his bathroom, I have additional evidence that he's using it for other, far more nefarious purposes.