Week 14 Playoffs

Josh Allen scores a receiving TD on a pass he threw. Getting credit for both a pass and receiving TD on the same play (only 4th time in NFL history)
Published: Dec 06, 2024

The playoff race is pretty much settled at this point.  Three of the four slots are filled and the other one will come down to the White Division Championship Game this week. 

The Toilet Bowl is also locked up.  It surprises no one that it'll be a rematch of the last year. the Sigourney's Beaver vs the Amish Electricians.  The first rematch Toilet Bowl ever.  So yeah us.

A few teams do have seeding left to play for.

Burgundy Division Title
   Richard's Lionhearts win the tiebreaker, so they'll win the division with a WIN or Testudos Revenge LOSS or if both teams TIE
   Testudos Revenge needs a WIN and a Richard Lionheart's LOSS or TIE  OR a TIE and Richard's Lionhearts LOSS

White Division Title
   Pretty simple here.  The Sacks on the Beach and Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing are playing head-to-head.  The winner wins the division.
   If they tie the Sacks on the Beach win the division by virtue of having won their previous meeting
   Winner of this divisoin will be the #4 seed in the playoffs

#1 Seed
   Exact scenarios are numerous, but it's actually not that complicated.  Three teams are tied at 9-4 the tiebreakers are straightforward; 
   Richard would win any tiebreaker.  Warren would beat Derek.  All of these are due to head-to-head.
   So the highest team on this list to win will be #1

  • Richard's Lionhearts
  • Trump Molests Collies
  • Testudos Revenge

Remaining Teams Playoff Odds

Team Division Odds Playoff Odds Title Odds Change
Testudos Revenge 20.2% 100% 36.8% +10.0%
Trump Molests Collies 100% 100% 26.5% -0.4%
Richard's Lionhearts 79.8% 100% 18.7% -0.2%
Sacks on the Beach 61.6% 61.6% 13.1% +2.9%
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing 38.4% 38.4% 4.9% -4.1%