2026 Protections
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing (7)
Name
Pos
NFL
Cost
Mike Macdonald
HC
SEA
0
Brock Purdy
QB
SF
12
Derrick Henry
RB
BAL
17
Jayden Higgins
WR
HOU
13
Tucker Kraft
TE
GB
4
Nik Bonitto
DL
DEN
3
T.J. Watt
DL
PIT
6
Amish Electricians (6)
Name
Pos
NFL
Cost
Dan Quinn
HC
WAS
0
Jonathan Taylor
RB
IND
17
Kyren Williams
RB
LAR
17
Chris Olave
WR
NO
13
Nick Herbig
DL
PIT
3
Jordyn Brooks
LB
MIA
5
British Bulldogs (5)
Name
Pos
NFL
Cost
Sean McVay
HC
LAR
0
Caleb Williams
QB
CHI
10
Colston Loveland
TE
CHI
4
Maxx Crosby
DL
LV
5
Jared Verse
DL
CLE
3
Gallic Warriors (8)
Name
Pos
NFL
Cost
DeMeco Ryans
HC
HOU
0
Lamar Jackson
QB
BAL
11
CeeDee Lamb
WR
DAL
18
George Pickens
WR
DAL
13
Trey McBride
TE
ARI
5
Brandon Aubrey
K
DAL
2
Buffalo Bills
OL
BUF
1
Jack Campbell
LB
DET
5
MeggaMen (8)
Name
Pos
NFL
Cost
Dan Campbell
HC
DET
0
Justin Jefferson
WR
MIN
18
Drake London
WR
ATL
13
Tetairoa McMillan
WR
CAR
13
Kyle Pitts
TE
ATL
4
Ka'imi Fairbairn
K
HOU
2
Detroit Lions
OL
DET
1
Will Anderson
DL
HOU
3
Norsemen (5)
Name
Pos
NFL
Cost
Matt LaFleur
HC
GB
0
Drake Maye
QB
NE
10
Christian McCaffrey
RB
SF
15
Malik Nabers
WR
NYG
14
Amon-Ra St. Brown
WR
DET
16
Omar's Coming (6)
Name
Pos
NFL
Cost
Nick Sirianni
HC
PHI
0
Trevor Lawrence
QB
JAC
12
Omarion Hampton
RB
LAC
15
A.J. Brown
WR
NE
19
George Kittle
TE
SF
4
Jeffery Simmons
DL
TEN
3
Richard's Lionhearts (5)
Name
Pos
NFL
Cost
Joe Burrow
QB
CIN
10
De'Von Achane
RB
MIA
17
Zay Flowers
WR
BAL
13
Jaxon Smith-Njigba
WR
SEA
14
Cam Little
K
JAC
1
Sacks on the Beach (6)
Name
Pos
NFL
Cost
Mike Vrabel
HC
NE
0
Chase Brown
RB
CIN
15
James Cook
RB
BUF
16
Nico Collins
WR
HOU
14
Brian Burns
DL
NYG
4
Zack Baun
LB
PHI
6
Trump Molests Collies (6)
Name
Pos
NFL
Cost
Jim Harbaugh
HC
LAC
0
Josh Allen
QB
BUF
15
Saquon Barkley
RB
PHI
22
Kenneth Walker III
RB
KC
15
Cameron Dicker
K
LAC
2
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
OL
TB
1